Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Granite Rock Hard Stone Dildos
AR - Archaeologists need to do more research on what the cave people used as masturbation tools. Think of it as an exploration in evolutionary anthropology: as soon as early humans figured out the whole fire thing, getting naked became no big deal, and the ladies probably had a little free time to experiment while their men were out hunting mastodons or whatever. Of course, I’m too impatient to wait for research findings that involve people crouching in the dirt scrabbling for phallic-shaped pieces of flint with which to diddle themselves, so I’ll just have to let my imagination be sparked by these highly polished granite dildos instead. Could these be the sorts of things our ancestors got off with before the advent of silicone vibrators and Betamax tapes?
The variety of materials for sex toys today is pretty astonishing, but sometimes there’s just nothing like some good old fashioned […]
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