Newseater - Adult Edition

· January 31 is the absolute last day for sexy 2007 calendars, so the Girls of the University of Illinois Engineering Department just barely got in under the wire. They were probably too busy erecting structures or making test tubes overflow or something. (girlsofengineering.com)

· We have not yet received our Asscademy Award, but it’s a honor just to be nominated—even if we could do without all the turd jokes. (celebritybuttplugs.com)

· Ah, the old “burn a penis drawing into your school’s yard with weed killer” gag never gets old, does it? Oh, wait … yes it does. (sky.com + Boing Boing)

· A new survey says that rich people have better sex, proving once and for all that money can buy happiness. (Like there was ever any doubt?) (foxnews.com)

· Raid my strip club and charge the dancers with prostitution once, shame on you. Raid my strip club twice … what the hell kind strip club are you running over there? (thesmokinggun.com)

· ABC News says porn won’t settle the format war between HD-DVD and Blu-Ray. We bet they have a lot of fun trying, though. (abcnews.go.com)

Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

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I just made the following fact up, but 91 percent of U.S. school departments have outlawed the short plaid skirt for reasons easily gleaned from this Chatsworth Pictures’ box cover. Liah Stevenson is no schoolgirl, and I bet those glasses aren’t even her prescription, but she at least knows that women with glasses need only look over the frames as a substitute for the standard finger-in-the-mouth porn trope.

And in our continuing series of providing the whereabouts of the former Britney Rears, Jessica Sweet is also in this collection, sharing screen time with the quota-fulfilling “small tit freak”, Sierra Sin. - GP

· Chatsworth Pictures (jerkoffzone.com)

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As much as we’ve come to enjoy our perch at the bar with its bird’s eye view, we were thrilled…

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You know that scene in "A Clockwork Orange," where the doctors pry open Alex’s eyelids and force him to watch hours and hours of disturbing images to try and cure him of his violent tendencies? That’s sort of how we felt after stumbling upon the sensory overload chamber that is Handjerker Helper, only instead of violent images you get tons of free porn … and instead of curing your desires it only makes you want more and more (or makes you totally dizzy to the point where you swear off porn forever, depending). Simply call up the page in your browser and get greeted by up to six videos playing in your window simultaneously, all with audio; soon more random clips take their place and the cycle continues on an endless loop. And if that wasn’t enough, a slideshow of dirty pictures scrolls by on the side of your window, turning your monitor into a perpetual motion porn machine that constantly refreshes while you sit back and enjoy the smut barrage with both hands free. (What you do at that point is your own business.) It’s a pretty ingenious use of all that newfangled web technology stuff that we don’t understand, even if it verges on too much muchness. And there’s always the chance that it’s part of some massive government brainwashing experiment. But that’s a risk we’re willing to take.

· Hand Jerker Helper (handjerkerhelper.com, via Badgirl’s Hotbox)

Note: The site may not work properly (if at all) in Internet Explorer 7. Try a better browser.

Previously: RSS XXX, Juxel, Dig for Porn, Flickrlicio.us, Porn Hacks, Web Goggles, Babe Engine, The Pornolizer

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Trilogy Wrestling is a user-supported wrestling community that’s practically bursting out of its virtual singlet with tons of homoerotic grappling action. While you’ll probably head straight for the hundreds of photos, screen captures and drawings of wrestlers in bulging Lycra in the Gallery, don’t forget the Files section where you can access dozens of wrestling videos—not to mention the forums, several of which feature serialized fan fiction. There’s also a personals feature for members to arrange hook-ups wrestling sessions; though some of the profile pics somehow remind us of late 1980s Falcon glam shots, if you need a partner for some midnight one-on-one sleeper holds you might might want to check out some of the phone numbers for yourself. -RM

· Trilogy Wrestling and Bear Hugs (trilogywrestlingandbearhugs.com)
· Thumbnail via Chris Geary (chrisgeary.com)

Previously: Steven Underhill’s “Rassle”, William Higgins Wrestling Video, DVD: Mustang’s “Brawlers”, “Alabama Takedown”, GlobalFight Combat Personals, Bearfighter, Paul Perris DVDs @ CanAm, Meet Eric de Chavez

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