Newseater - Adult Edition

(OK, so there’s a lot more than just sassy asses going on in today’s roundup of some of our favorite moments from the babelog scene this week, but ever since we read the title of one of the photosets you’ll find in the links below we can’t get it out of our heads. Sassy Asses Forever!)

· Adela (fresonmagic.com) · Aneli (sensualarousalblog.com) · Dawson Miller (dailyhotties.net) · Denisa (labatidora.net) · Euphrat (bulletinboardforum.com) · Hair Drying (artinude.com) · Katsumi (glam0ur.com, pictured) · Ksucha (kindgirls.com) · Maria (gallerygalore.net) · Marketa Belonoha (closepics.com)

· Sassy Asses (gyrls.com) · Thea (pmates.com) · Topless Beach Babe (yourdirtymind.com) · Valerie Vasquez (babes.coolios.net) · Veronika Saint (dvsbabes.com) · Viki (nudespuri.com)

- Sassily curated by Zini

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archives

Original post by Fleshbot

AVN Performer of the Year Hillary Scott has agreed to a “reported” five-year contract with Sex Z Pictures, the Virginia-based producer of this year’s AVN Best Video winner, “Corruption”. Also in the Alleged column (the AVN article announcing this is full of suspicion-arousing quotation marks) is Scott’s “million dollar” salary.

In that a million dollars a year is at least five times what other contract stars make, I have a feeling that the “million-dollar” refers to how Scott looks. Don’t get me wrong - she should get a million dollars…

Scott’s contract includes performing, producing, and directing. Her first film under her new contract is “Creamy Stink Stars”, which is, at least, a million-dollar title. - GP

· “SexZ Pictures Signs Hillary Scott” (avn.com)
· SexZ Pictures (sexzpictures.com)
· Hillary Scott on MySpace (myspace.com)

Previously: Hillary Scott: An Appreciation, Hillary Scott’s Original Breasts Make Comeback, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Original post by Fleshbot

· How would you describe the taste of vagina? Do they make a chocolate chip cookie dough flavor? (metafilter.com, via Gawker)

· Meanwhile, the New York Times’ Frank Bruni discovers that the Penthouse Executive Club (yes, that Penthouse) serves up some of the best steaks in NYC … along with Buttery Nipples and a nice big helping of cheesecake on the side. (nytimes.com)

· Maybe this blogger is right and all British babe Nikkala Stott needs is a good sex scandal to grab some attention. Or she can just continue being this hot. (latenightpictures.com)

· Do you think Nikkala qualifies as a celebrity? Because she and any other mildly famous people could make a cool $5,000 just by selling their own sex tapes. It’s easier than hawking used furniture on eBay! (avn.com)

· Did you know there was such a thing as pornigami? (You would have if you’d been paying attention.) It sounds like a lot of fun, but that’s a nasty way to get a paper cut. (villagevoice.com)

· Speaking of sex scandals, you’d think a book called "Secrets of a Hollywood Super Madam", would bring down bigger names than Tommy Lasorda. As baseball fans we love the guy, but no one wants to think about him having sex. (latimes.com + sportsbybrooks.com)

· The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Party was a smashing success … except for the whole hepatitis A thing. That kinda takes away from all the hot models. (abcnews.go.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Original post by Fleshbot

Have you noticed that most of the big studios have a history of contract stars with alliterative J names? There was Jessica Jaymes at Hustler, Jesse Jane at Digital Playground, Jenna Jameson, of course, and Sin City’s Hannah Harper, humbling evidence that I couldn’t make five out of this theory.

Add to these young Jana Jordan, like Jesse Jane a Texan, and like me just 20 years old. Jordan has joined NinnWorx (and Heather Vuur) as a contract girl. The debutante’s first movie will be released in May, and you can view her promo movie/IKEA commercial here. - GP

· NinnWorx (ninnworx.com)

Previously: DVD Review: “Pushed: Catfight #1″, Meet Faith Leon, DVD Review: “Sacred Sin”, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Original post by Fleshbot

Like you, I always think “trannies” and then “ducts” when someone mentions Brazil. Hustler nicely upends our sensibilities by releasing “Big Brazilian Boobs”, a tender and moving tribute to South America’s largest country and the only nation on that continent to receive independence without first being involved in a violent revolution.

This doesn’t explain why Brazilians are still so into the Scorpions.

Strangely, though, the boxcover advertises this boobtastic title as “all anal”, leading us to wonder why those stuck-up large-breasted Brazilians are keeping their bucetas from us? - GP

· Hustler (hustler.com)
· Buy “Hustler’s Busty Beauties - Big Brazilian Boobs” (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Original post by Fleshbot