Newseater - Adult Edition

In which we look back at the week that was …

· We were almost banished to the Siberia of the internet … and then we weren’t.
· You know, there really are a lot of pornstars named Ava.
· Jada Fire will make you wet. Literally.
· How much would you pay for one night with Kylie Ireland and Ginger Lynn? If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.
· Belladonna will cut you, man, and you will like it.
· Vote for Al Goldstein and make the White House safe for blowjobs again.
· Recycle your dildos and save a tree … or something. We think that’s how it works.
· The new Miss USA is here. Long live the cameltoe!
· Our government will let nothing stand in the way of the War on Porn, not even its own lawyers.
· Balloons make everybody happy.
· We barely even know what Twitter is and people are already using it to jerk off. Isn’t this a great country?

Original post by Fleshbot

Because we could’ve used this space to play a cruel joke on you instead of bringing you all our favorite hotties from the babelog scene this week, but where would be the fun in that?

· Alinka (bigboobsalert.com)
· Allanias (nudespuri.com)
· Anna, Angelica, Paulina, & Linda (kindgirls.com)
· Ashley (exgirlfriendmarket.com)
· Breann McGregor (hoochiemumma.thumblogger.com)
· Bunny Luv (nuhunter.com)
· Eva Fox (babeunion.com)
· Farm Girl (sensualarousalblog.com)

· Harmony (hq69.com)
· Irina (dailyhotties.net)
· Klaudia (biertijd.com)
· Lesbian Threesome (nakedneighbour.com)

· Lily Koh (poonholics.com)
· Pink Teens (lesbian.hu)
· Marina (babes.coolios.net)
· Saki Ninomiya (jheat.com)

· Bonus Video: Louise Glover (babe-envy.com)

- Jocularly curated by Zini

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archives

Original post by Fleshbot

Chasey Lain, her long and oft-interrupted porn career, her ups and downs, and the fact that, at 35, her look now involves a not-unpleasant predatory quality, is not the star of her comeback vehicle, “Chasey Reloaded”. This is unfortunate. We want to see more of her. Instead, she is often in the background of a very worthwhile vignette partnership with director James Avalon.

See what there is of Chasey (and her pals) in “Chasey Reloaded” after the jump. - GP

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In “The Schoolgirl”, Lain gets the business from Lindsey Meadows. Who’s teaching whom?

Here’s Christiana Aguchi and Eric Masterson in “Asian Invasion”. Judging from the hat, who do you think gets invaded? Well you’re wrong. (The lighting reminded me just a little of this.)

Savannah Stern gets double-teamed by a brute (Reno) and a sensitive guy (Franko Del Toro) just for spilling some damn wine.

Oh, Daisy, Daisy, Daisy (with Isabella Sky).

John West and Tory Lane.

John West and Tory Lane and Jesus Christ.

The finale, starring Lain and Christian. We want to see more of Laine in the sunlight.

· Chasey Lain on MySpace (myspace.com)
· Red Light District (rlddistribution.com)
· Buy “Chasey Reloaded” (gamelink.com)

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Previously: DVD: “Chasey’s Back”, Ann Jones: “Chasey In Wonderland”, Porn Valley Dispatch Archive

Original post by Fleshbot

· Is Jenna Jameson laying low because of a botched vaginoplasty? We had no idea she was still a work in progress, and besides—isn’t that like fucking with the Sistine Chapel or something? (nydailynews.com, second item)

· Britain’s top football and show business stars are “terrified” by that bad girl Danielle Lloyd will tell their secrets in her autobiography. We’re terrified that 23-year-olds can publish autobiographies. (dailystar.co.uk)

· Hard to believe that Christians would be upset by a nude Jesus statue made out of chocolate. We wonder if it can walk on a sea of peanut butter? (nydailynews.com, see also Gawker)

· A first-grader got suspended after accessing a naughty Paris Hilton cartoon on the school’s computers. Later, the seven-year-old admitted that he even thinks she’s overexposed. (centredaily.com)

· Just another reminder: if you have naked photos of yourself anywhere on your computer, somehow, someway, your political rivals will embarrass you with them. It’s almost like the universe demands it. (stltoday.com)

· Here’s a musical ode to a true living legend: Heather from I Deep Throat. This is what YouTube was made for. (YouTube)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Original post by Fleshbot

Confused? Background here EARLIER: Showalter Meets Cross: New York Comedians Argue Over Distance Between Park Slope and Boerum Hill…

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