Newseater - Adult Edition

Because we have to keep thinking of some excuse to bring you these things three days a week …

· Atlas (abatidora.net)
· Busty Asian (nextpink.com)
· Carmen (hottystop.com)
· Dawson Miller (nextdoormania.com)
· Eva Angelina (captionbabes.com)
· Farah (sensualarousalblog.com)

· Georgia Jones (babesandstuff.com)
· Hannah Rory (hoochiemumma.blogcindario.com)
· Karina (kindgirls.com)
· Kristzy (softcandies.com)
· Malina May (bigboobs.hu)

· Silvia Saint & Sue Diamond (scrollscreen.com)
· Stacy Sanchez (glam0ur.com)
· Syndi (artinude.com)
· Taylor Kennedy (nudeparadisehotel.com)
· Yurizan (bigboobsalert.com)

· Bonus Video: The Monkey Rocker (sexmovies.hu)

- Regally curated by Zini

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archives

Original post by Fleshbot

The title of this product, a reassuring little device that looks like a fancy lighter, something you’d buy from an ice cream truck, a noble saguaro, and the old TAFKAP symbol at the same time, seems like a string of modifiers waiting for an object: one thinks, “Her perfect fit waterproof what?”

Would the actual experience with this device similarly leave our test subject hanging? Find out after the gap. - GP

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This doodad is best classified, I guess, as a vibrator. It’s small and somewhat insubstantial. Our subject, a standard-issue size zero porn starlet, still seemed to have hands too big to effectively grasp it and guide it in. The thought of someone else administering the experiment was almost out of the question.

With a tiny handle and a rapier-like hilt curving up to an ingenious pivoting knobbly thing (you know, for your CLITORIS), the rest of the dingus is all about being somewhat inside you. It’s size could be used to a certain advantage, like a travel backgammon set for your vulva.

It’s tiny purpleness should not dissuade your female loved ones from trying it. It takes two AA batteries and has five dependable speeds, delineated as 1,2,3,4, and 5 without going through the trouble of naming each speed,—which, our subject said, “always pisses me off.”

· HER Perfect Fit Waterproof (vibrator) (adameve.com)
· Topco (topcosales.us)

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Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive

Original post by Fleshbot

On a given day there might be 100 porn scenes being shot in the San Fernando Valley or the haughty basin to the south, Los Angeles, utilizing upwards of a century of eager female talent. The idea that there’s to be a show called “America’s Next Hot Porn Star” makes me sad for the ones already working, as if porn stars aren’t inherently hot. I mean, in those sticky Bogue Chitto nights, just the idea of someone willing to have sex with us went a long way toward a hot designation.

Adult agency L.A. Direct Models will coordinate the search for the initial 12 ladies who will be the stars of an InDemand special, broadcast to hotels around the nation. Stay tuned, then, for a script bursting with references to “bordellos”, “my friend from college”, and blowjpbs from the perspective of the man’s butt. - GP

· America’s Next Hot Porn Star (americasnexthotpornstar.com)
· LA Direct Models on MySpace (myspace.com)

Original post by Fleshbot

· We almost passed right by these Kate Bosworth bikini pictures, but then … hey, who’s your friend? (egotastic.com + drunkenstepfather.com)

· When rugby players in England lose a match, they apparently have to run home naked. And people think Bobby Knight is a tough coach. (bridgwatermercury.co.uk)

· Bluetooth is a wonderful technology that links wireless devices and allows them to effortlessly share porn. You can probably do other things with it too, but no one has figured out what yet. (metimes.com)

· Yes, why does the city oppose lap dancing? People like laps … they like dancing … why not keep them together? (theargus.co.uk)

· Two female artists are trying to shake up the Arab world with their erotic art. Maybe when they’re done, they can try shaking up Kansas. (yahoo.com)

· A former stripper is on trial for practicing child psychology without a license. How does that make you feel? (bostonherald.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

Original post by Fleshbot

Virginia Tech was a “non-story,” no more important than news of a “traffic accident.” Magazine editors should be ashamed of…

Original post by Fleshbot