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Bancrofts to meet with Rupe Statement from Dow Jones and the Bancroft Family Robinson *on Rupe’s offer: NEW YORK, May…

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Bancrofts to meet with Rupe Statement from Dow Jones and the Bancroft Family Robinson *on Rupe’s offer: NEW YORK, May…

Original post by Fleshbot

Rob Rotten’s porn setups—the reason why people are having sex in the first place—are as high concept as anyone’s. But Rotten eschews cable guys, pool cleaners, and pizza delivery dudes. Instead, he begins by dressing his female performers in 80’s New Wave slutwear and presents motivations like “Someone is watching you urinate and you get angry. Angry enough to have sex with them.”

Check out what should have happened in “Repo Man” after the gap. - GP

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First off, none of these girls actually has scurvy, though the ill-lit bathrooms featured in the movie are reminiscent of 19th century sailing ships. And Rotten’s Nadsat boxcover introduction (”packed to the ol’ gulliver with splendid Molodoy devotchkas”) also sends the wrong message. But not one of the performers in “Scurvy Girls 2″ seems out of place in her surroundings, which is more than you can say for various pirate movies.

The person below is not the same as the person above. Am I racist if I think all punk girls look the same?

Remember, it’s not Porn Valley’s version of altporn if the viewer can detect the performer’s personal investment.

· Rob Rotten (punxproductions.com)
· Buy “Scurvy Girls 2″ (gamelink.com)

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Previously: Photoplay Archive

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Because summer is coming, and because summer means Lorraine (”bandana’d and bearing strong drinks“) Gary in “Jaws“, we were drawn as if to the lodestone rock of Paulina James on the cover of Red Light District’s Dickensian “Wasted Youth 3″. We get that she’s in jail - after all, there’s some bars - and we appreciate that the bandanna suggests she’s on a work detail, but what’s with the socks? And the prison tat seems cruel and unusual. Who’s gonna marry her now? At least there’s a sheet on the bed; we didn’t get those when the Fleshbot staff wound up in Chino last year. - GP

· Buy “Wasted Youth 3″ (gamelink.com)
· Red Light District (rlddistribution.com)

Previously: Sweaty Ladies Grappling, Meet Angela Stone, Porn of the Moment Archive

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· Holly Valance enjoys her swimming pool almost as much as we enjoy watching her lounge next to it. (dailypoa.com)

· Japanese inventors create futuristic underwear to keep infrared photographers from seeing your naughty bits. And the pervert arms race escalates! (inventorspot.com)

· A sexy wardrobe to make your wife look like a whore? $77. Getting her to fuck you like one? Priceless. (wearemakingporn.com)

· Spice up your sex life with a collagen injection directly into your hoo-ha. If you believe that will work, we’ve got a penis pump the size of the Brooklyn Bridge we’d like to sell you. (thegshot.com, via wfmu.org)

· “Does Page 3 degrade women?” That depends on your definition of “degrade.” If it’s the same as everyone else’s definition, then we will have to get back to you on that. (dollymix.tv)

· A survey of Adult Friend Finder users reveals that 72% of them would consider performing in porn. Of course, since 100% of them will consider banging strangers they meet on the internet, it’s not that surprising. (xbiz.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives

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