Newseater - Adult Edition

A look back at our week that was:

· Old pornstars never retire. Seriously, it’s not allowed.
· Natalie Portman’s ass is still worth the price of admission, even when you don’t need to go to a theater to see it.
· Gee, the White Stripes rock a lot harder than we thought. Or, like, not.
· We can rebuild her. But can we put her on our expense account?
· What’s in a DVD cover? Oh right … everything you need to know.
· We never thought we’d see someone turn down tentacles, but there’s a first time for everything.
· Ibiza is quickly becoming our favorite getaway destination. Now, if someone would just tell us where to find it.
· Remember, robots are people too. Aren’t they?

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Because the end of the month is only the start of something big …

·Andie & Kimberly (badgirlsblog.com)
· Angelica & Dorina (jamies-galleries-blog.com)
· Anita & Samantha (sexyandfunny.com)
· Brandie Moses (lettherebeporn.com)
· Cali Logan (babedump.com)
· Catalina (100bucksbabes.com)

· Chiara (kindgirls.com)
· Irene (foxhq.com)
· Jana Jordan (babesandbitches.net)
· Jessica Kramer (foxhq.com)

· Kara (pmates.com)
· Kitana (artinude.com)
· Lisa Zelzah (z0d.com)
· Marlie & Brooke (dailyniner.com)

· Marta (asredas.com)
· Mihiro (jheat.com)
· Misty Anderson (yourdirtymind.com)
· Monika Benjar (nuhunter.com)

· Nichol, Tracy & Ivette (labatidora.net)
· Nicole Graves (babeunion.com)
· Sandra (theomegaproject.org)
· Sandy (coolios.net)

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Previously: Best Of Babelogs Archive

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What follows is a clip from “The Sitter” (no relation), a cautionary tale about why you should never hire Monique Alexander to be your babysitter. Or is it why you should always hire Monique Alexander to be your babysitter? We guess it depends on what your needs are. Your child may not receive a Mary Poppins-like level of attention, but if Dad (or Mom) is looking for someone to make bedtime a little more interesting, she’s the perfect candidate. Heck, even if you don’t have kids it sure wouldn’t hurt to invite her over for a playdate.

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· “Monique Alexander The Sitter” (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

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While BlackBookers feted their Music Issue, several blocks uptown Useless Magazine and Brooklyn rockers Golden Triangle celebrated the debut of…

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In case the pics they sent along with their press release today didn’t already make things clear, the folks at Dirty Bird Video want you to know that their exclusive “boy wonder and international superstar” Kaden is truly something special: “Every inch of Kaden’s gorgeous body is sculpted and perfectly formed.” They totally could’ve saved themselves the trouble of writing that sentence, because although Kaden will be making his Dirty Bird debut in their forthcoming “Porne Ultimatum” we’re already familiar with every inch of him via his appearances in “An American Sailor” and “Below Deck” from their parent company Active Duty. Plot details are scarce and we’re not sure if it’s going to be a dialogue-heavy spy movie sendup or merely an excuse to use a funny title, but one thing’s for sure: that Ludlum dude has nothing on Kaden when it comes to explosive thrills.

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· Dirty Bird Pictures (dirtybirdpictures.com)
· See also: Kaden in “An American Sailor”, “Below Deck”, and “Below Deck 2″ (activeduty.com)

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