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A (very selective and sort of random) look back at our year that was …

January 2007
· 2007 AVN Awards: Is That All There Is?
· 2007 AVN Awards Photos: Gag On The Glamour!
· Paris (Over)Exposed, Again
· Heather Vandeven, 2007 Penthouse Pet Of The Year (We Think)
· Kimberly Kane: 19th Floor

February 2007
· Exclusive: Hannah Harper Does “Whorecraft”
· Remembering Anna Nicole
· Exclusive: Tristan Taormino’s “Chemistry 2″ Gallery
· Exclusive: The New Penthouse Magazine
· How To: Have A Frenzied Asian Masturbation Fest (Starring Maria Ozawa!)

March 2007
· DVD Review: Everything You Wanted To Know About “Kim Kardashian, Superstar” But Were Afraid To Watch
· Jada Fire Really Is Squirtwoman
· Keira Knightley Goes Hardcore (Sorta)
· Renae Cruz is “J-Ho: Jenny On The Cock”
· On The Set: “The Da Vinci Load 2″

April 2007
· DVD: Tristan Taormino’s “Expert Guide To Anal Sex”
· Belladonna Gets Moldy
· Deep Inside Kink Dot Com: Smut With A Smile
· Air Sex: Fuck Like The Wind>
· Olivia Mojica Sex Tape: Resistance Is Futile

May 2007
· You Can Has Lolpr0n!
· Ava And Mia Do “Halo 3″
· Barbie Cummings Fought The Law (And The Law Got Blown)
· National Masturbation Month: A Hands-On Guide
· “Why Interracial Porn is Stupid” (And Why We Agree)

June 2007
· NY Times: Porn Economy Just As Bad As The Regular One
· Obama Girl Seeks Hot Electoral Action
· eBay Item(s) Of The Week: Playboy’s “Big Bunny” DC-9
· Introducing Fleshbot v3.14: More Flesh, All The Time
· We Don’t Even Have Our iPhones Yet, But Jesse Jane Got Her “Juice” On Them

July 2007
· Rock Of Love’s Brandi C Is “In The VIP”
· Porn Debate Raises The Bar On Public Discourse
· The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed Tape
· The Training Of O: It’s Not Just A Job, It’s An Adventure
· 2257 Regulations: Comin’ Around Again

August 2007
· Vanessa Minnillo’s Vacation Outtakes
· Do You Sliploos?
· Larry Craig Ruins Hot Public Sex For The Rest Of Us
· What Do Underwear Models Really Look Like?
· Vibrator Of The Year May Lack A Certain Buzz

September 2007
· Natalie Portman’s Ass Revealed (Again)
· DVD Review: Digital Playground’s “Babysitters”
· Is This Meg White’s Icky Thump?
· Melissa Midwest Goes Hardcore
· Porn And Tech @ Arse Elektronika 2007

October 2007
· “Barely Legal 75″ (And They Don’t Look A Day Over 20!)
· Here’s The Story … Of How To Hype Your Porn Movie
· “Emmanuelle” Is Back Where She Belongs
· DVD Review: “Not The Bradys XXX”
· The Rubbot: Hands Free Masturbation Is (Almost) Here

November 2007
· Scene Analysis: How Older People Do It
· 8-Track Porno: Is It Smut Or Is It Memorex?
· Barely Legal Watch: Hayden Panettiere Works Quickly
· Candice Michelle Grapples With Her Foot Fetish Past
· Wal-Mart Masturbator Cleans Up In Aisle 8

December 2007
· Mary Carey Shocker: Knocker Auction
· Gram’s Dirty Dozen: The Year In Porn Movies
· Still More Free Porn Video Sites (Shh! Don’t Tell Vivid!)
· Dana DeArmond Is “Role Modeling” (And You Get To Watch)
· Ho Ho Hos: Merry XXXmas Porn To All

Original post by FLESHBOT

The Cavalcade of Boobage that is Fleshbot’s beloved Popshots series has brought us nigh-on 200 turgidifying snapshots of What Porn Is this year. How do we choose the best ones? The answer: We don’t! Instead, we choose the ones next to the best ones in our photo library, because we assume you’ve already got your personal best in your RSS reader and we didn’t want to gyp you. Here, for example, are Micah Moore and Jack Lawrence engaging in some pillow talk.

See more snaps after the gap.

. . .

The delightful Page Morgan couldn’t even get into the bar where the party for Vena Virago’s “Eastside Story” was held. Why? Because she was only 19, the poor thing. She gamely posed on some motorcycles outside. When we attempted the same pose, we were beaten and horribly mutilated.

Karlie Montana, Ava Rose, and Tommy Gunn discuss their motivation for an upcoming scene. Strangely enough, those are the outfits they were wearing on the way in.

Kylie Ireland explains the finer points of applied dildology to Lorelei Lee and Princess Donna on the set of a Slutwerks movie.

We were just a little bit in love with this series of photos from the filming of “Barely Legal 75″ this summer, as well we should have been. Here I ask the girls to channel their favorite emo artists.

Newly-minted Fleshbot Crush Object Jenny Hendrix on one of her phones wearing one of her extensions. Both the extensions and the phone were gone by the end of the year.

Finally, evil pixie Aiden Starr stopped by the offices of Fleshbot West recently and just stood there. That’s all we really needed.

Thanks so much for a wonderful year, Fleshbot readers!

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Previously: Popshots Archive

Original post by Gram Ponante

“I just touched them and they’re hard,” Sunny Leone tells us about her nipples. If porn was a pony, “The Sunny Experiment” is the pony Vivid gave its dusky contract girl to illustrate her fondness for spanking, squirting, and voyeurism. Guest stars include Monique Alexander in a tie and Nadia Styles in a bind.

· Vivid (vivid.com)
· Buy “The Sunny Experiment” (gamelink.com)

Previously: Porn of the Moment Archive

Original post by Gram Ponante

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Original post by Gram Ponante

It’s that time of year again … time to kick back with a nice tall glass of Night Train fine champagne and reflect on all our professional accomplishments of the last twelve months, Fortunately, what professional accomplishments we can lay claim to generally involve looking at gorgeous naked babes, which always makes our year-end wrapup of the top ten crush objects who set our hearts a-flutter a particularly pleasant task.

This year’s crush object list was derived from a secret formula involving nominations by Fleshbot contributors; number of times they were mentioned on the site; a patented coefficient extracted from each subject’s astrological chart; and a subjective measure of how much each one of us wanted to date and/or cook a morning after breakfast for each one of the crush objects in question. Find out who they are after the jump.

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10.

Pixie Pearl
According to a certain member of the Fleshbot staff, Burning Angel’s Pixie Pearl is “the girl that keeps me up at night.” No, we won’t tell you who it is … but Pixie, if a certain Fleshbot staff member approaches you in public sometime and throws herself at your feet in an insomniac frenzy, don’t say we didn’t warn you.

9.

Monique Alexander
Vivid’s wonderful contract star actually smiles at the camera. Who does that anymore? We applaud her courage in not sticking her finger coyly in her mouth at every opportunity and slapping her own ass. We would like to reserve that right for ourselves.

8.

Brandi Belle
The always delightful Brandi Belle manages to set herself apart from all those other amateur and solo gal sites out there by a geeky sense of humor and some genuinely hot setups for her videos. If her stunts haven’t made the initials “CFNM” sexy for you … well, you haven’t been paying close enough attention.

7.

Jenny Hendrix
The hardest-working woman in porn, Jenny Hendrix hasn’t even taken a nap since July. The world recently teetered at the brink of the abyss when she toyed with the idea of getting new boobs, but she has decided against it for the time being. At 22, she has at least three more months before things start going horribly wrong.

6.

Sophie Howard
It was hard to pick up a lad mag this year without running smack into Sophie Howard’s magnificent rack. Fortunately, running into Sophie Howard’s rack is something we can’t see ourselves getting sick of anytime soon.

5.
Eve (”Iga”) Wyrwal
It came from Poland … the mysterious Eve Wyrwal, that is, who was suddenly everywhere you looked on the babelog scene as “Iga” this fall and then started appearing under her even more consonant-heavy modeling name in the pages of lad mags not long after. Whatever she decides to call herself, we hope she sticks around for a while. (As long as she doesn’t keep adding to her aliases; we’re having a hard enough time keeping track of her appearances as it is.)

4.
Stoya
Stoya is more than just Digital Playground’s attempt at going Alt (whatever that means), but her non-mainstream porn pedigree is so much different—God’s Girls, Lzrbunny—from the Hawaiian Tropics via Hooters route taken by Jesse Jane that she is already the highest-profile contract girl with tats since Janine Lindemulder and the recently-departed Sophia Santi.

3.

Maria Ozawa
Maria Ozawa would have made Bill Murray’s character in “Lost in Translation” stay in Japan. (So what if she’s half Canadian?)

2.

Gianna Michaels
Had Michaels been around at the time of the great Renaissance artists no work would have been done, aside from them crawling over each other to get at her. (Save for Michelangelo of course; he didn’t go in for the boobies. Well, more for us.)

1.

Sasha Grey
Next year Sasha Grey turns 20, and she will no longer be America’s Sexy Mopey Teen. Luckily for us there is the Porno-Indistrial Complex which will ensure that she is in pigtails and plaid skirts until she’s at least 26. With luck, by then she will have blown up Chatsworth.

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See also Fleshbot’s Crush Object Hall Of Fame:

2005’s Crush Object Of The Year

Joanna Angel

2006’s Crush Object Of The Year

Dana DeArmond

(And all the other crush objects who made our 2005 and 2006 lists. We’ll always have a place in our hearts for you too.)

Original post by FLESHBOT