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Sweet Teagan Presley almost fell into a media vacuum here at 23 Fleshboulevard; Loathe to publicize something that would be shoved down our throats by one company, we were drawn to the fact that the PR machine at another company was uncharacteristically silent.

“Well, we don’t send out press releases when someone is no longer our contract star,” said a Digital Playground spokesperson of former contract girl Teagan Presley, who is now starring as Tabitha in “Not Bewitched XXX,” by the same group that brought us “Not The Bradys XXX” and will doubtless foist “Not Gilligan’s Island XXX” on us at some point soon.

Presley joins former DP star Sophia Santi in the “shooting for other people” shortlist that famously includes Tera Patrick and Devon.

“Wild sex, dirty witchcraft, perfect tits, ass and pussy abound in this hilarious XXX spoof of the 1960’s classic TV show Bewitched,” says the press release, in which “Darren & Samantha have a big problem when Aunt Clara can’t undo a spell cast on Tabitha that accidentally turns the sweet little toddler into an 18 year old cutie.”

Teagan dropped the “Presley” for her post-DP career, which also includes feature dancing. Her “Bewitched” castmates include Eva Angelina, Jenna Haze, Nina Hartley, Michelle Avanti, Mike Horner, and James Bartholet.

· All Media Play (allmediaplay.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

Audrey Hollander is surprised when her yearly gyno checkup gets too familiar: “Any tenderness? Pressure?” The doctor asks about a hundred times. If I were Hollander, I would have had my HMO authorize anyone other than someone named “Dr. Probe.”

While the cover of “Dr. Probe’s Lab of Perversion: The Demon Gynecologist of the San Fernando Valley” promises a sardonic porn right up the alley of writer/director Jim Powers, Hollander’s scene is so awash with dark editing program background music that it’s hard to figure out if Powers intends us to laugh or just be creeped out; the cover suggests one, the movie suggests another.

The inappropriate gynecologist is certainly Porn’s version of the Nazi scientist, but we are made to wait to decide whether this is a fleshier version of “Little Shop of Horrors” or “Marathon Man.”

I talked with former AVN editor Rebecca Gray.

“Are you asking me if women think of gynecologists like the hot pizza delivery guy or pool cleaner?” she asked. “No. (The gynecologist’s office) is a different space for your head to be in.”

Hollander’s face registers growing alarm as the doctor takes his sweet time down there.

“I think I dropped something,” he calls, sniffing his fingers. He begins inserting all manner of objects.

“Is everything OK, Doctor?” she asks as he inserts a glass dildo in her anus. “I haven’t been sexually active in three months.”

“That’s a shame,” he says. Finally, we get to the porn.

Dr. Probe, after rolling up a fucking machine, does the job himself.

“Is it supposed to feel this nice, Doctor?” Hollander asks.

“Just a natural human reaction,” he says. “The instruments can only do so much.”

I finally decided that the movie was a comedy and just the soundtrack needed to go. Kudos to Hollander who did a nice slow burn, and to Powers for trusting an audience with a longish scene.

Next up is Sindee Jennings as the patient and Seth Dickens as Dr. Probe. The production does not skimp on medical equipment. Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman.

“I’m actually feeling a little bit uncomfortable, Doctor, “Jennings says. “It just feels like you’re doing the same things over and over and over.”

What makes this movie earn an A for effort is its token attempts to make things look on the up and up for at least a minute or two.

That more or less goes out the window when quintessential porn dude Dirty Harry appears as Guatemalan Doctor to the petrified Cindy Crawford. He speaks Pig Spanish all the way through his scene and at this point the movie becomes high camp (which isn’t a bad thing).

Finally, Otto Bauer’s scene with Chelsea Rae retreads old ground, but it’s still funny. When the good Doctor is finished, he says, “Now get dressed, clean up, and fill out those insurance forms.”

This movie is highly entertaining as a collection of scenes that happen to take place in a doctor’s office, but something is added (especially in the early scenes) when lip service is paid to something real; that’s when “Dr. Probe” gets menacing.

- Review by Gram Ponante

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Dr. Probe’s Lab of Perversion

Studio: Powersville/JM
Director: Jim Powers
Cast: Audrey Hollander, Sindee Jennings, Dirty Harry, Cindy Crawford, Otto Bauer, Chelsea Rae, Seth Dickens, Johnny Thrust

· Jim Powers (mrfilth.com)
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Original post by Gram Ponante

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Previously: Best of Babelogs Archives

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Whatever director Pierre Woodman’s intentions were when he started his own porn company, it’s become abundantly clear that what he really wanted to do was have an excuse to take a neverending beach holiday. How else to explain the fact that more and more of his movies seem to focus on string bikini-clad hotties getting sand in their cracks amidst swaying palm trees? Must be nice work if you can get it.

“Tropical Secret” is the fourth installment of his “SeXXXotica” travel sex series and stars luscious beach bunnies Babalun, Chloe Delaure, Hannah Hunter, Jade Sin, Jessica, Lea Lazur and Loren Blond, all of whom give us a chance to vicariously experience the fantasies we’ve long since abandoned of ever fulfilling ourselves: we totally remember the last time we tried to perform pile driver anal at the beach, and we can guarantee you that it was not this pretty.

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· “Tropical Secret” (hardcore trailer @ wood-ent.com)

Original post by DCypher

AbbyWinters.com has redesigned its home page, and not everyone’s happy about the new look: reactions range from one model who says the revamped site “makes me feel cheap” to a disgruntled Fleshbot reader who contacted us to let us know that he thinks it’s “much to cluttered” and that “It suxs rotten eggs and stinks”. We kind of prefer the old design too … but as long as the Abby Winters girls keep xupping themselves and making out with each other in public we guess we don’t have that much to complain about, now do we? (abbywinters.com)

Original post by Fleshbot