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newVideoPlayer(”/callgirl3_fleshbot.flv”, 506, 303,”"); Have you been watching Showtime’s broadcasts of “Secret Diary of A Call Girl“? We know it’s only been on for two weeks, but the show seems to be picking up steam (and getting more steamy) as it moves along. Ok, it’s probably not a very realistic look at the life of a call girl—what with all the amazing apartments and handsome johns—and Billie Piper’s constant fourth-wall breaking narration can be a little off-putting, but we’ve found ourselves enjoying it quite a bit. We got a sneak peek at tonight’s episode and not only do you get a close-up look at “the girlfriend experience” you also get your first (brief) look at Billie’s bare breasts. See what we mean? It’s better already!

· Secret Diary of a Call Girl (sho.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

newVideoPlayer(”/big_breast_fleshbot.flv”, 506, 423,”"); Big boobs are pretty much the greatest thing ever in the history of everything, but apparently there are some people out there who believe that some boobs are just too big … and they want to do something about it. It seems that these people are also attached to these giant boobs and think that oversized funbags cause problems, like “embarrassment” or “searing back pain,” and they kind of have an issue with that. Weird, right? Well, maybe if you watch this BBC documentary about huge knockers and the women who don’t love them as much as we do, it will make more sense—but we’re still baffled. After all, we lovebig boobs enough to watch an entire BBC documentary about them! It’s hard to find a more compelling argument than that.

· “My Big Breasts and Me” (full movie @ guba.com, via Blography)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

We all know we should do our Kegel exercises regularly, but do we? For me, Kegels have always been like vitamins. I know they’re good for me and that doing them daily would probably pay off in the long run. But for some reason, I always seem to have trouble fitting them into my busy schedule of … you know, trying out sex toys.

Lelo advertises Luna Beads as a “combined pleasure / fitness system for the circum vaginal and pelvic floor muscles.” Translation: a really easy way to do Kegels—and one that will, ideally, feel pretty fucking awesome while you work out. Given the chance to effortlessly strengthen my pubococcygeus (PC) muscle while getting some pleasure in the process? Yeah, you could say I was interested.

Luna Beads offer a fairly simple system for making sure you stick to your Kegel exercise regimen. Unlike weighted dildos which require, you know, actual effort, Luna Beads claim to work out your PC muscles just by being inside your vag: just the effort of keeping the beads inside causes your PC muscles to flex, and (supposedly) as you walk around, the shifting of the beads causes additional flexing and pulsing.

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In addition to being extremely easy to use, Luna Beads are also highly customizable. Each set comes with four beads (two lighter pink ones and two heavier blue ones) that can be mixed and matched depending on your vaginal fitness. If you’re just getting started, start at the lowest level with one pink ball; vaginal strongwomen can put the two blue balls into the figure eight-shaped harness and feel the burn.

Did Luna Beads give me super strong PC muscles? I’m not entirely sure. But did Luna Beads feel pretty awesome banging around inside my cooch? Yes. Which was all the post-workout reward I needed.

There’s just one catch: in order for Luna Beads to truly be effective, you’re supposed to use them every day for thirty minutes. With my hectic schedule, I still have trouble pulling that off. But at least I know that as long as I remember to put them in, the Luna Beads will do all the rest of the work for me … and help get me off at the same time.

· Buy Luna Beads (lelo.com)

Original post by Lux Nightmare

If you’ve been losing sleep (not to mention a distressingly high percentage of your masturbatory enjoyment) over the news a couple of months ago that Raven Riley was retiring from the porn industry, you can officially relax now … she says she’s not going anywhere and that reports to the contrary were just “rumors” and “false information”. We’re glad we can look forward to her continued hotness, but that doesn’t mean we’re going to stop stocking up on all of the archived material our hard drives can handle. You never know when rumors and false information like that will turn out to be true. (xbiz.com + askjolene.com)

Original post by Fleshbot

Russia may be a strategic rival with mysterious habits and different tastes in porn from the kind that we’re used to … but that doesn’t mean they don’t know how to put together a good cheerleading squad. They may be many things, but they’re not uncivilized. (englishrussia.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett