(Fake) Sex Advice Question Of The Day [Sex Advice]
“I admired their soft slippery skin. It was just so exotic; I had never felt that way before. Looking at those soft underbellies and long slender fins was like seeing the face of God. I came out of my dolphin-induced trance and wiped the sweat from my brow. It was then that I realized that I had an aching erection.” Couldn’t invent a normal sounding fake problem like, “My penis is too big”? You just had to push it and go with the dolphin erection story, didn’t you? (salon.com)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett