What was the cruelest April Fool’s prank of all? Trying to make people believe that there’s a secret sex tape starring delightful singing rumpshaker Shakira in a threeway. Some things are just too important to make jokes about, people. (radaronline.com)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
The Ansari X Prize is a $10 million award that will be given to the first private company to put an human in space—and YouPorn is doing them one better with a $10 million XXX Prize to the first amateurs to shoot a porn movie in space. OK, so maybe it was a silly April Fool’s gag, but you know … it just might be crazy enough to work. Let the sex space race begin! (YouPorn)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
It’s been over two years since I joined the crew here at Fleshbot and started doing these daily Flesh Flicks posts, and in all that time there’s been something I’ve wanted to say but never had the courage to until now: I hate porn. It is vile and disgusting and it debases everyone, from the actors who star in it to the cameramen (and it’s always men) who film it to the poor lonely souls who touch themselves while paying to watch it. You can only imagine what it’s been like for me to wallow in this swamp this entire time. Sure, I’ve made a living and the working conditions weren’t horrible, but at what cost? It has drained all joy from my sex life, and I may never again be able to maintain a healthy relationship with another person. (My current girlfriend, though, is very patient and understanding and even occasionally watches this filth with me as a show of solidarity. She’s a real trouper.)
Before I leave, though, I’d like to offer this one final video as a cautionary tale. I once met Gianna Michaels in person and after seeing what a nice, cheerful girl she is, it pains me to see her bound and gagged for the titillation of others. To hear her moan with erotic fervor simply for entertainment. And to watch her beautiful, milky breasts heave up and down as she pleasures herself to ecstatic multiple orgasms. Awful! But no more!
This site has ruined too many lives with its devotion to “sex positive” adult entertainment, and I won’t be a part of it anymore. I’m looking forward to being sex negative from now on, thank you very much, and I can only hope the rest of you—readers and fellow editors alike—will heed my example and turn your back on this scourge before it’s too late. And Gianna, if you see this, I want to help you too! Just give me a call and we’ll get through this … together. (Hopefully the girlfriend will be understanding about that too.)
· “Gianna Michaels” (Megarotic)
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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
A tender tribute to the classic porn films of yesteryear, the logline of this Red Light District movie is “The Anus And Love Never Lose Their Elasticity.” Three gently-aged swinger couples return to the same fading hotel each year to give anal creampies to their friends’ wives; sample dialogue includes lines like “I love sharing my special lady with you this way” and “Your long-legged filly’s got fine haunches, Alan.”
The Leonard Cohen soundtrack and cameos from everyone from Rosie Walker to Clara Peller make this a great movie to watch after hot-tubbing.
· “Dirtpipe Reunions” (trailer @ redlightdistrict.com)
Original post by Gram Ponante
An anonymous source just tipped us off with more details about that controversial new Abby Winters website redesign we posted about yesterday: apparently the company is revamping its image in advance of an upcoming collaboration with Max Hardcore later this year. “We see this as an opportunity to extend our brand presence in North America and among audiences, such as Mr. Hardcore’s, who might not be familiar with our unique brand of happy, honest, guiltfree erotica,” an Abby Winters representative did not say, to which Hardcore added “Yeah, show Daddy your dirty little fuck hole.” Tentatively titled “Fiona’s Intimate Gaping Adventure”, the first DVD in the Abby Winters XXXTreme series will ship later this year. (Yeah, we thought the title could use a little work too.)
Original post by Fleshbot