Spend Your December With Centerfolds [Babes]
Posted in babes, nudes, vintage, 90s, playboy, nude, 70s, 80s, AB, 60S, straight, centerfolds on December 9th, 2008
Is your December passing ever so slowly? Are you dying to wake up on Christmas morn—or to party your way into 2009? Well, we can’t make time pass any faster, but we can make the wait more enjoyable: sail through December in the arms of centerfolds. Specifically, Playboy’s 31 Centerfolds of December. Every day, a new Miss December… it’s almost enough to make us wish December would never end. (playboy.com)
Original post by Lux Alptraum
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Are you tired of the same old orgy? Is your hedonistic group sex just not fulfilling you the way it used to? Perhaps you need something new to spice up your routine. Why not incorporate an idea that was in no way stolen from a James Bond movie and add some really expensive “golden” babes to the menu? They last longer, don’t lose their value like silver or brass nudes, and it makes your King Midas role play fantasy that much more realistic. And if you decide to bomb Fort Knox afterward, that’s an excellent way to recoup your investment.
This dirty old man would really like to show you some filth. But first, he wants to tell you about it and then maybe provide a history lesson about obscenity laws in the United States from 1921 up to and including 1965. When you’re giving a lecture, it’s important to provide examples and demonstrations to prove your point. It helps to make your arguments clear and also keeps your audience from falling asleep. Sure, you could just dispense with the talking all together, but then who would get to admire your mustache?
Unlike most sexploitation films, this one is not meant to scare you. Unless you find alien fat guys coming down to Earth with no knowledge of women and their sexual charms scary. If that’s the case, then there is a solution—an insane Frankenstein-esque doctor who turns women into horny sexual freaks! Oh, and also re-animates the dead, like the original Dr. Frankenstein. But that’s just a side project to the more important task of making the freak bots. Even scientists have to have priorities, you know.