Newseater - Adult Edition

Is your December passing ever so slowly? Are you dying to wake up on Christmas morn—or to party your way into 2009? Well, we can’t make time pass any faster, but we can make the wait more enjoyable: sail through December in the arms of centerfolds. Specifically, Playboy’s 31 Centerfolds of December. Every day, a new Miss December… it’s almost enough to make us wish December would never end. (playboy.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Call us crazy, but we’re pretty sure that when sultry sexpot Nancy Sinatra released her feel good pop hit back in 1967, she wasn’t thinking of the same city Dave Naz describes in his latest offering. For starters, Nancy swears it never rains in Sugar Town—and yet Dave predicts steamy precipitation in his fair city, with a 100 percent chance of fat loads raining down on scintillating young divas. Could this be an early indicator of global warming?

To be totally honest, we’re not really sure what the erotic artist extraordinaire is trying to say with his new Vivid Alt release. On the surface it seems like yet another flashback to a forgotten era (this time deep in the funky 70’s), with Mr. Marcus and friends reliving some serious blaxploitation antics, “Charlie’s Angels” style, once more asking the same question Olivia Newton John posed to her generation; would a little more love make it right? Judging from the looks on the faces of starlets Tori Black, Ashley Blue, Britney Stevens, Veronica Hart, Jada Fire, and Whitney Stevens, the answer is a definitive “YES!” Those extra black inches seem to hit the spot just right, as our brave girls proudly crank out one ear splitting orgasm after another, making the accompanying bells and whistles (or in this case afro picks, Mercury land-yachts, and butterfly collars) nothing more than pleasant accoutrement.

One thing is for sure, however-–spend some time with this gallery, and we guarantee that your troubles will be a thing of the past. That’s one score on which both Nancy and Naz can most certainly agree.

“Sugar Town” is out now from Vivid Alt.

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· Vivid Alt (vividalt.com)

Original post by DCypher

newVideoPlayer(”/emanuelle_fleshbot.flv”, 506, 423,”"); We’ve previously professed our admiration for Laura Gemser and her many, many turns as Black Emanuelle, but while re-organizing our uh … “media collection,” we just had to revisit her wild international exploits. The amazing thing about Black Emanuelle is that whether she’s on safari, or exploring ancient ruins, or battling a global white slave conspiracy, she still finds time to get it on with just about everyone she meets. Then she brings down their criminal enterprise.

· Black Emanuelle’s Box: Volume 2

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

If you are as old eternally youthful as we are, then you remember when television was just three channels and the best you could hope for when it came to boobies was a swimming pool catfight on “Dynasty.” TV had to be a lot more creative back then and so did viewers looking for any kind of jiggly bouncy fun. Do you have any idea what it was like to rely on “Three’s Company” for your dose of wild sexual hijinks? Then along came cable and the next thing you know TBS is showing “Sex and the City” reruns and Cinemax has stopped showing Shannon Tweed movies because they aren’t scandalous enough. The point is that you are spoiled brats with your 24-hour internet fuckfests—and that this list of the 50 sexiest TV shows of all time makes us weep with horny teenage nostalgia. Check out this all-too brief clip from our personal favorite, “Red Shoe Diaries,” and maybe someday you’ll understand the value of good soft core nakedness.

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· Mr. Skin’s Top 50 Sexiest TV Shows of All Time: Part One! (mrskin.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

We were all set to rail against this 1970s sex education manual, because old people are funny and confused. It’s called “A Boy Today … A Man Tomorrow”—which we think is also the title of a DVD we saw over here one day—and it’s the story behind those strange things that are happening to your testicles when you’re a teenager. Since it’s from 1972 we just assumed that it gives a lot of hilariously outdated advice about sperm counts and masturbation and such, except that … it doesn’t! It actually dispels the myths that jerking off (it actually says “jerking off”!) makes you insane, that penis size doesn’t matter, and that “experimenting” with other boys at camp won’t damn you to hell. Why, that’s not funny at all! That kids today can get a better sex education from a 30-year-old pamphlet (that also reminds them to trust in God) than they can from our government is actually kind of depressing. Maybe they have a chapter on that too!

· A Boy Today…A Man Tomorrow (weirduniverse.net)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett