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Back in the days when I got my news about porn movies from tatty magazines scavenged from the backs of bookstores, I saw a picture of Erica Boyer, whose 52nd birthday is today.

It was not any of these pictures, although the first one is similar. I don’t know what movie it was from, although at least part of it took place in a bar, on the floor. Erica was lean and shone with sweat. She might have been wearing a headband. There was a guy on top of her, at the top of a pushup position, but I don’t remember anything about him.

She was lying on her back, her knees drawn back, spread wide with her calves parallel to the line of her body, toes pointed like a dancer, her pre-enhancement breasts caught at the bottom of the impact from the thrusts. Her head was lifted up, looking down the line of her body at the point of penetration, and she was the sexiest thing I’d ever seen.

I probably held on to that coverless, ripped-up magazine for ten or fifteen years; I think my mom threw it away in a garage-cleaning years after I had moved out. I never did see that movie.

Happy Birthday, Erica, and thanks for the memories.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Erica Boyer at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Erica Boyer’s movies (gamelink.com)

Original post by pweasels

Today is not Ginger Lynn’s birthday, though Trisha Rey turns 24, Erika Vution celebrates her 22nd, and Katrina Isis gets her MILF on at 32. But Ginger Lynn was not born 46 years ago today.

Ginger Lynn was born 46 years and one day ago. How could we pass up the chance to wish her a happy birthday, though, when she gave us so very much pleasure in the eighties? And then again in the nineties? And continues to do so in the, um…oughts? For well over twenty years, Ginger’s been leaving it all on the field in her performances, and she still looks as good as she did when she started – something that can’t be said of every porn star who got her start in the eighties, or the nineties, or even the, uh…noughts. Every time we see her name on a box cover, we think of her fondly, and today, one day after her birthday, is no exception.

Happy birthday, Ginger, and many more.

Bio data courtesy of the Internet Adult Film Database

· Internet Adult Film Database (www.iafd.com)
· Ginger Lynn at IAFD.com (iafd.com)
· Buy Ginger Lynn’s movies (gamelink.com)

Original post by pweasels

Is your December passing ever so slowly? Are you dying to wake up on Christmas morn—or to party your way into 2009? Well, we can’t make time pass any faster, but we can make the wait more enjoyable: sail through December in the arms of centerfolds. Specifically, Playboy’s 31 Centerfolds of December. Every day, a new Miss December… it’s almost enough to make us wish December would never end. (playboy.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Fueled by the success of such films as “Not The Bradys XXX” (one and two!), “Not Bewitched XXX,” “This Ain’t The Munsters XXX,” and all the rest of of them, the porn parody machine continues to march on. In addition to the recently announced “Dirty Facts of Life” and “This Ain’t Gilligan’s Island XXX,” we’ll also be seeing “Not Married With Children XXX” and “Not The Cosby Show XXX,” which at least has the redeeming factor of giving work to black porn actors who aren’t Jada Fire and Mr. Marcus.

Original post by Lux Alptraum

You may have thought we were kidding about wanting to see a porn spoof of “The Facts of Life”, but Abigail Productions apparently did not. They’ve just announced the upcoming release of “The Dirty Facts of Life,” due out in mid-November. You fuck the good, you bang the bad, you pound them both and there you have… the dirty facts of life… (getgf.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum