Newseater - Adult Edition

We are very interested in finding out what airline schedules the “Slut Air” flights, how we go about making our reservations, and how the TSA copes with all the T&A.

We have already made plans to fly home for the Christmas holidays, but we are taking time off between National Hat Day (Jan 15) to Penguin Awareness Day (Jan 20), and we want to know what the security measures are like, what we can expect to be eating in first class, and if in fact there is an airline called “Quntas.”

· Mr. X Productions (www.mrxproductions.com)
· Buy “Slut Air Flight Three” (gamelink.com)

Original post by pweasels

While we know that headline makes no sense, pantyhose enthusiasts are well-served by this Nautica Thorn production, as the hose both stays on and yields to the Sapphic whims of ten stockinged pornstresses, who do everything they can to get past the mesh to the flesh.

Ice La Fox, Whitney Stevens, Whitney Fears, Alyssa Reece, Renae Cruz, Abbey Brooks, Charli Laine, Karlie Montana, Ann Marie, and Gianna Lynn are beautiful eye candy in this movie, co-directed by Nautica Thorn and Payaso.

My only beef with this film (other than the fact that Thorn isn’t in it herself) is the camera work. It is so fluidly filmed that the camera does not linger on a person or part long enough. This is a crime because everyone looks so good. A true hosiery fan would be happy that each performer is wearing and tearing her hose throughout her scene, but could be disappointed that the camera does not love them enough.

Maybe Nautica wanted us to not forget her.

Special kudos to the arresting boxcover artwork and to the punny, funny title itself. Looking forward to “Rapes by Rakes” (simulated, of course).

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· Nautica Thorn (enternautica.com)
· Buy “Hose on Hoes” (gamelink.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

“I don’t like how your pies taste,” says this hapless husband, caught in the act of pastryphilia by his wife and a gaggle of girlfriends in (wait for it) “Attack of the Clothed Female/Naked Male.”

“So you fuck it?”

We have been eager to show you this title but we keep getting waylaid, as if by “Pirates”. A niche that (mostly) finds clothed women giving handjobs to naked men, this example of CFNM involves the likes of Abbey Brooks, Sophie Dee, Heather Gables, and Kylee Reese, among others, in configurations such as Jailer/Jailed, Pie Fucker/Gaggle, and Comatose Man/Nurses.

Not an inch of the five separate parts of the female anatomy commonly seen in porn is exposed in “Attack of the C.F.N.M.,” and that may be disappointing to some viewers. But as Thomas Jefferson said, “I may not agree with your choice to not show Abbey Brooks’ boobies, but I will fight to the death for your right to not compromise a porn niche sacred to maybe two dozen Americans.”

While humiliation is a factor in some of these scenarios, at least the fellows enjoy some release at the end of their ordeal. Such as this guy, who probably hasn’t seen too many good times since the royalty checks for “Two Princes” stopped coming.

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· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)
· Buy “Attack of the CFNM” (gamelink.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

Remember that curiously skin-free teaser for “Pirates II”? Well, a mere year and a half after turning on the hype machine for what some believe is the most eagerly anticipated pirate-themed porn megaspectacular ever, Digital Playground has finally released a real trailer — and, unlike the aforementioned teaser, it doesn’t totally suck! (Or at least gives you a better idea that this is a porn movie and not someone’s AfterEffects experiment.) With practically everyone in the adult industry and their mother getting banged in this movie, there’s bound to be at least one scene that’ll turn your crank—and for that reason alone, we’re sure “Pirates II” will prove to be worth the wait. (Well, that and seeing how those squillions of dollars that were sunk into its production were put to use.) Experience the magic after the jump.

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· ‘Pirates II’ Trailer Premieres Online (avn.com)
· Pirates II: X-Rated Trailer (piratesxxx.com)
· Pirates II: R-Rated Trailer (youtube.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

When venerable Fleshbot commenter PCBHo requested a roundup of chubby girls as part of our new Fleshbot Requests initiative, we couldn’t wait to fulfill her request. ‘Cause, well, she’s not the only one who’s into those kind of girls. Yes, it’s true: we’re not just fans of Gianna Michaels’s pretty face, we’re also pretty into her big round booty and bountiful boobs. For those in search of a little extra padding, we offer up a few of the most pleasantly plump girls we know. (Or at least would like to know a little better, but we had to start somewhere.)

Natasha Nice

Sin (deviantnation.com)

Amber Peach

Rucca Page

Sara Stone

Whisky (burningangel.com)

Abbey Brooks

Gianna Michaels

Eliska (suicidegirls.com)

Sabina Leigh (sabina-leigh.com)

Original post by Lux Nightmare