Newseater - Adult Edition

Our car-obsessed little brother Jalopnik has started a discussion about the best pornstar car out on the market (meaning, a car that pornstars would drive in their day-to-day lives, not a car that you’d want to watch having sex). Jalopnik favors the Zimmer for stars of the adult world, but we’re not so sure that anyone should be driving one of those. Since we know very little about cars, we won’t even try to suggest a ride for any of our Crush Objects—instead, we decided to do a little research and find out what kind of cars pornstars actually drive. View our findings after the jump (and yes, there is someone who drives a Hummer).

Lexi Love: Truck

Katja Kassin: Audi

Marie Luv: Infinti FX35

Dana DeArmond: Prius

Mia Rose: 06′ Nissan 350z Touring edition

Adrenalynn: 07′ Hummer limited edition truck

Roxy DeVille: 2007 Honda CRV

Ginger Lee: Dodge Grand Caravan, Chevy full size van, and a Ford Explorer Sport Track

Jana Jordan: 1969 Mercury Cyclone and 04 Infiniti

Tyler Knight: Mustang V8

Joanna Angel: Nissan Sentra

· What’s The Best Pornstar Car? (jalopnik.com)
· What kind of car do pornstars have? (adultdvdtalk.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Here at Fleshbot, our Flesh Flicks are all about the stories, the riveting plot lines that rope us into a clip, that move us in a way that we simply have to share with the rest of you. But let’s not kid ourselves: the story may be nice, but what it all comes down to at the end of the day is the porn. That’s why we love this clip so very, very much. Twenty seconds of gripping, enthralling plot before it abruptly cuts right to the good stuff… by which we mean mullets and brown-eye tattoos, of course. (Kidding!) Seriously, though this clip does Adrenalynn some tattooed rimjob justice, and isn’t that what’s really important? She may not be the best spy, but we aren’t the CIA either.

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· Adrenalynn takes on dude with awesome mullet! (pornhub.com)

Original post by Evelyn Leigh

Thanks to the folks at PopPorn, we now know that the tattoo around now-former Digital Playground contract girl Adrianna Lynn (who we guess we’re now supposed to refer to as Adrenalynn)’s butthole says “Jarrod’s Little Fuckdoll”, in a tender shoutout to her husband and manager. Now all we have to do is figure out exactly how many piercings she has in her tongue and why she likes getting punched in the ribs during sex and we’ll be able say we know her even better! (popporn.com + theoneandonlyadrenalynn.com; thumbnail via apathyinternational.net)

Original post by Fleshbot