Newseater - Adult Edition

You’ve had sex all over your domicile, and it’s starting to get dull. Why not find a new place to have sex? (No, we’re not talking about anal.) Let’s discuss the ins and outs of screwing in social atmospheres.

Before you rush to grab your keys and some condoms, you need to decide what kind of experience you’d like to have, and which of your buttons you’d like to push. For one:

How public is public sex? Do you want people to see you, or will your intercourse go incognito? If stealth is your style, how much do you want to risk getting caught? It’s best if you and your partner have a clear idea of likes, dislikes, and personal limits.

Do you want to play it safe? If your idea of getting out there and strutting your stuff doesn’t involve breaking the law, here are some options to consider.

Find a Sex Club/Party: The beauty of this situation is that it’s simultaneously public and private. People will watch you have sex, but it’s in a controlled environment that’s safe and peaceful. On the downside, these can be somewhat hard to come by without already being in a fuck-friendly community (like a swinger circle, for example). Also be aware that the people watching you might not live up to the pornographic standards you fantasize about. Real life people will be there.

Go to Hungary. This might sound like a long way to go for a zazzier sex life, but hear us out. It’s worth it. You know those Public Disgrace galleries we run every now and then? If you’re not familiar, take a look. Many of those city sex scenes were filmed in Hungary, where the public sex laws are incredibly lax. We’re not saying you have to travel around the world for hardcore BDSM on a busy street, but you could, and you wouldn’t be arrested.

Close quarters contact? There’s a happy medium between bedroom sex and fucking in a field. You can be in a public area, but find a low-traffic spot where people (hopefully) won’t stumble upon you and your partner.

Take a bathroom break. Your favorite bar just got better! You just go in, lock the door, and go about your business. While this is one of the safest options, you can’t take your time. Also, leave the fancy tricks at home. Testing out those new tantric pacing techniques will only extend the line of pissed-off, full-bladdered patrons waiting outside.

Call a cab. The only thing better than a backseat romp is getting a citywide tour in the process. If you can, hail an SUV or minivan for extra room to play/a bigger buffer between you and the driver. Disguise your love with simple gestures and articles of clothing: a handjob works well under a coat, your tired partner might want to rest his/her head in your lap. If your cabbie gets the idea, he might be cool with it and let things advance. He’s more likely to kick you out, but there are always more taxis.

Into the great wide open. If you’re the type of person thinks the thrill of getting caught will get you off, or if claustrophobia is a major cockblock, you should try one of the following options. Dress for easy access: skirts with no undies for the ladies, loose but belted pants for gents. Keep in mind that you can’t get lost in the moment; these are places where you need to stay alert for authority figures. Be prepared to run at all times.

Go see a movie. Classic, right? Choose an unpopular flick, sit in the back of the theater, and wait for the lights to go down. As with the cab, stick to easy access acts like handjobs and blowjobs. If you’re watching something like “Tooth Fairy” and the theater is really empty, you might even trying some covert coitus, girl on the lap style. Just don’t be obvious. And don’t do that penis in the popcorn thing.

Take a night stroll in the park. Darkness, shrubbery, and oddly placed benches are your friends, and as long as the park doesn’t officially close, you’re not overtly breaking laws. Honestly, common sense is king here. Find a spot where you can see people coming before they see you, but don’t hunker down in complete darkness. You might find the perfect getaway under the low branches of a tree, and then realize you’re standing in a homeless encampment. True stuff.

Ride the subway. This will take a lot of planning and crucial timing. Pick a route you’re familiar with, find an empty car, and start fucking the minute you head for the next station. If you want to up the ante/get yourself killed, try some doggie style between cars. Really though: don’t.

Face the facts. Most of these locations and methods require that you either cramp yourself in a small space or stay alert to danger. So be prepared for the fact that you likely won’t experience a mind-blowing orgasm, if any at all. Still, give it a try! Get to know your public decency laws, plan an outing with/for a loved one, and fly your freak flag where everyone can (or can’t) see it. At the very least, you’ll have an interesting story to tell your friends.

· Thumbnail stars Princess Donna with Lea Lexis (publicdisgrace.com)

Original post by Ottimo Massimo

With cameras in everything from your computer to your phone to your microwave (some day!), it’s easier than ever to shoot your own porn. But you don’t want to shoot just any porn. You want to make a good one.

Granted, making a “Fly Girls” (or even a “Fuck a Fan”) is no easy feat—that’s part of why people make money as professional pornographers. Nevertheless, with a few helpful tips and tricks, you should be able to make a porn that you and your partner (or even the world) can enjoy—and even have a bit of fun in the process, too.

What Gets You Hot? If you want to get the most out of your amateur pornstardom, you have to decide what, exactly, you’re hoping to get out of your amateur pornstardom. A few things to consider:

Do you care more about the process or the project? For some people, the mere act of having a camera on during sex gets them off—whatever the camera happens to record is completely secondary to the thrill of being recorded. If you happen to be a member of that group, you don’t really need our advice: just set up a camera, and enjoy your naughty little thrill. (If, on the other hand, you actually care about what gets recorded…read on, MacDuff.)

What kind of porn do you already enjoy? Looking for inspiration? Think a bit about the kind of porn you currently enjoy—and don’t be afraid to take a few pointers from the masters. If straight up gonzo sex is what turns your crank, then cut to the chase and just shoot the sexing. Do you like the conversational context of docuporns? Throw in some before and after chit chat to amp up the intimacy. Only interested in features? Well, you probably won’t be able to shoot “Pirates” from the comfort of your bedroom…but you can always throw in a little role playing to mix it up a bit.

What makes you feel sexy? We’re making a porn here, people; and the hotter you feel, the better your porn will be. Is there a specific set of underwear that makes you feel ultrahot? A position that really gets you going? Make sure to include it in the action—you’ll be glad you did.

Making the Porn. Once you’ve decided what you want to shoot, there’s still the matter of actually shooting it. Some tips and tricks:

A little extra light goes a long way. Doing it in the dark may feel oh so sexy—but if you want the camera to love you, the camera needs to be able to see you, baby. Overhead lighting will definitely do, but the better a set up you can manage, the better your porn will look.

Don’t be afraid to get intimate. The steady shot is a popular choice with amateur pornographers…mostly because it’s easy. But easy filming doesn’t always make for great porn. Some of our favorite amateur endeavors are shot POV-style, with handheld camera work that actually gets into the action. Hey, if you can’t have a camera crew taping you fuck, it’s the next best way to create a product that captures the excitement and intimacy of fucking.

Seriously, don’t be afraid to get intimate. It’s hard not to get performance anxiety when there’s a camera taping your every (naked) move, but the more you can relax and be yourself, the better your video will be. Amateur porn is about capturing those wonderful, intimate moments between yourself and your partner—if you’re trying too hard to impress the camera, you may miss the very thing you wanted to record.

But most of all: have fun. If you feel stressed out, or uncertain, or weird about anything, then just stop. Making your own porn is supposed to heighten the eroticism of the occasion—if you feel like it’s taking away from the experience, then put away the camera, and just focus on the sex.

Enjoy (and share?) Congratulations, you’ve made your first porn. Now comes the fun part: watching it!

Watching alone. Even though you made this movie together, it might be one that you want to watch apart. Some people have a hard time watching themselves on camera—if one partner is more into the movie than the other is, it could create an uncomfortable vibe. Also: if you watch your home porno alone, it’s like you’re fucking your partner when the two of you aren’t even in the same room. Amazing!

Watching together. On the other hand, watching yourselves doing each other can also be an incredibly intimate, exciting experience. And if you fuck each other while watching yourselves fuck? That’s like, 100 million baller points right there.

Watching with the world. Considering uploading your erotic creation to your favorite porn sharing site? Before you do, take a moment to consider the following question.

You wake up one morning, surf over to the Fleshbot…and discover that your super sexy shenanigans are featured as the latest Flesh Flick. Do you:

a) feel outraged, violated, and upset
b) feel excited, flattered, and a little (or a lot) turned on

Answered a? Best to keep your private business private. If, on the other hand, you went with b; well, happy uploading (and we’ll see you on the tubes!).

· Thumbnail via Share Adult (shareadult.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

So you’ve finally discovered that your phone is more than just a device for making calls and playing Flight Navigator—that it can actually be used to enhance your sex life through a nifty little thing called “sexting.”

Well, congratulations (and welcome to the 21st century). But don’t be fooled: sexting may seem easy, but it’s actually a complicated dance of dirty words, innuendo, and, of course, hilariously unintentional misspellings (this is text messaging we’re talking about). But with a little help, you’ll be on your way to sexting like a pro. Read on and learn.

Sexting for Foreplay vs. Sexting as a Main Course. One of the first things to decide is whether your amorous texts are intended as the lead in to something in the flesh, or if they’re intended as an end unto themselves. It may seem like a trivial distinction, but it’s actually a key point to determining your sexting style.

If you’re sexting for foreplay. The key here is to keep it light, and focus on the teasing—remember, you’re trying to build excitement for what’s to come, not blow your load on the spot. “I’m so hot for you,” “I can’t believe how wet my pussy is,” flirty pictures, and the like are all ideal. Getting into too much detail, however, is not. Sure, you may be planning on covering your lover in peanut butter and licking it off of his or her body, then dousing their body in chocolate sauce and making sweet, sweet, messy love—but laying that all out on the front line builds up an expectation that may not be fulfilled (that, and typing all that out will make your thumbs prematurely tired).

If you’re sexting as an end unto itself. In this situation, sexting becomes like phone sex or cybersex (but with texts!): it’s intended as a simulation of the sexual act itself. Since you don’t have to save your energy for anything else, feel free to go all out—but again, try not to blow your load all at once. The best sexual experiences build slowly: start with teasing, and when you’re both good and ready, then you can whip out the chocolate and peanut butter covered sexing (if, you know, that’s what you’re into).

Text vs. Pictures. It’s also important to decide whether your sexts are going to be primarily pictures, primarily text, or a mixture of both. Each medium has its strengths (and weaknesses)—it’s up to you to decide which works best for your purposes.

Text sex. The merits of text are pretty obvious: it’s oh so easy to say what you want (even if it’s a little annoying to type it all out on a tiny keyboard). Text allows you the freedom to let your imagination run wild, and explore your wildest fantasies (in 160 characters or less, of course).

· Make it personal. As with all tech (and sex) experiences, customization is key. A generic message will only get you so far; if you manage to slip in an added, personalized detail, it’s that much hotter.

· For the love of god, spell correctly. You’re not fifteen (and if you are, close this window and go study for your chemistry exam). While some abbreviations may be necessary (especially in a detailed fantasy), the less you use, the better. “I wnt u 2 suk my cok” just isn’t as hot. (Arousal-induced typos, on the other hand, are acceptable—and, for that matter, to be expected.)

· No emoticons. You can maybe get away with a sly , but beyond that, there’s no such thing as a sexy emoticon.

Pictures. A picture is worth a thousand words, right? Photos may not allow you the same level of directness, but they do offer an added level of, ahem, stimulation. If you’ve decided to illustrate your sexts, here are a few things to keep in mind.

· To anonymize or no? If you’re sending out sexy pictures of yourself, it’s best to assume that they will one day be released to the public. Even if they’re being sent to the most trusted of trusted partners, there’s still the chance that you, yourself, will fuck up and manage to leak them. So if you care at all about protecting your identity, it’s probably best to crop out your face (not that that’s foolproof—just ask Rihanna). However, a faceless body shot is, of course, less alluring than one that hasn’t been decapitated—so if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind, include your face, reputation be damned.

· Hit them with your best shot. Chances are, you’re taking these pictures by yourself, with a cell phone camera, so they’re not going to be the best quality ever. However, that’s no reason to just send whatever your camera manages to snap. A bad picture can ruin the mood—so pay attention to angles, lighting, and be sure to screen before you hit send.

· A word on up close genital shots. Genitals are wonderful, magical sources of pleasure, and they are, of course, beautiful in their own way. However, up close shots of genitals are not always the more aesthetically pleasing things, and should not be sent right out the gate—in fact, in many cases, should not be sent unless your partner specifically asks for them. (This goes doubly for the men: please don’t assume that the ladies are itching to see a picture of your cock—unless, of course, they ask for it.)

Pictures with text. Most providers will allow you to append a text message along with your picture—this is obviously the best of both worlds. If you go this route, feel free to get creative. “I want you to lick me here” combined with a picture of your nipples? Extra arousing.

· Thumbnail star: Tori Black (toriblack.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Seeing as Savanna Samson can do nearly everything — she’s a porn goddess, vintner, singer and writer — we’d suggest you take her advice on, well, anything. In her column on xcritic.com, she offers pretty sound (and sexy) sex advice.

So sex advice is sex advice and most of it is pretty sensible and formulaic, but we had to laugh when Savanna (jokingly) suggested that “lots of opiates” are what it will take to convince your wife to join in an orgy with you. Or that the solution to your girlfriend’s annoyance with how long it takes for you to come (oh, boo hoo) is to “have her stick her finger up your ass! Kisses!” She also gives a lesson in how to deep throat and explains why women love to take it in the ass. Seriously, this advice column is gold.

· Savanna on Sex (xcritic.com)

Original post by auryn

In these tough economic times, some women find themselves considering the possibility of looking for work in the adult industry. But how, exactly, does one go from being a cubicle worker to being a full-on pornstar? Monica Foster has the answer.

GettingIntoPorn.com is a very, very thorough (and free!) database of information, resources, and advice for women considering careers in the adult industry. Covering everything from picking a porn name to finding an agent to packing for a shoot to staying healthy, Monica offers wouldbe pornstars an excellent base from which to begin their careers…or to decide that the adult industry just isn’t for them.

· Getting Into Porn (gettingintoporn.com)
· Monica Foster (monicaf.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum