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newVideoPlayer(”/notbradys2.flv”, 752, 423,”"); Now that the market is glutted with “Not The” and “This Ain’t” XXX titles rehashing our favorite sitcoms as honest-to-goodness porns, it can be hard to remember that it wasn’t always this way—that there was, in fact, a very first “Not The” porn, one that changed the way we think of hardcore parodies. Yes, just over a year ago, “Not The Bradys XXX” descended on the porniverse, changing the face of porn parody forever. Now, that epic porn has spawned a sequel: “Not The Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!” But does “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!” have the charms of its predecessor?

Despite some casting changes (most notably, Teagan Presley replacing Hillary Scott as Marcia), “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!” manages to hold on to much of what made the first “Not The Bradys” work so well: it is, quite literally, like watching an episode of “The Brady Bunch,” only with a whole lot of sex. Campy humor and silly puns abound, the kids get into various scrapes, Marcia idolizes a rock star, and the whole family comes together to sing in a contest. Oh, and there are many, many sex scenes, almost all of which manage to be tied into the “plot,” if somewhat tenuously.

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Attentive Fleshbot readers may remember that, back in July, Teagan Presley retired from boy-girl hardcore scenes. “Not The Bradys XXX:” was shot mere months before that announcement, making it among Teagan’s last boy-girl scenes. So there you have it: not only is this good porn, it’s also a significant piece of pornorabilia. Like you need more reason to buy it?

· Not The Bradys XXX (bradysxxx.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Just when you thought that you’d be Palin/Paylin-less this week, remember that it’s the Halloween before a major election. Let’s just hypothesize that, in the spirit of this space’s inaccurate prediction of the Patriots’ chances in the 2008 SuperBowl, that McCain/Palin bucks polls and makes it into the White House next week. What will we do then? Well, we’ll have to choose between Lisa Ann and Raquel Devine. (But we’ll do it from Canada, of course.)

Is Lisa Ann and Raquel Devine made special effort to channel the Veep nominee, the delightful Alana Evans was just blonde as Cindy McCain. We approve this choice.

Marilyn Chambers meets another magical Amazon in Hollywood last week.

Brand new Digital Playground contract star Angelina Armani^TM looks to the east on Sunset Boulevard. “I’m from New York so I’m just getting used to it out here,” she said.

Let’s hope this is not the view we get of Obama (played by Steve Driver) on November 4.

Original post by Gram Ponante

Lefty pornographers have been a little smug in their expectations of an Obama victory in two weeks, and thus have had to ask ourselves some hard questions about the recent spate of Sarah Palin porn. How would we react to porn spoofs of the other side? Well, in the second major studio Sarah Palin porn project, the Democratic presidential nominee gets to hear his opponent say “Now here’s some Grade A Alaskan puss.”

Raquel Devine stars as Sarah Palin (note the correct spelling) in a movie for a new company called adultspoof.com (the website will be up on Monday October 27). In “Erection 2008: Rode to the White House,” we meet stand-ins for Palin, John and Cindy McCain (Mark Davis and Alana Evans) and Barack Obama (Steve Driver).

As Palin, Devine is hilarious. Among her ad-libs were “Bring the wife next time” and “Lemme put some lipstick on that pig.” And Steve Driver, who looked very presidential, will doubtless be assured work for the next four years.

But just in case, alternate endings were shot for the movie.

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· Adult Spoof (10/27) (adultspoof.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

Because we still tend to receive emails from horny guys asking us how to break into the porn business no matter how much we ignore them, from now on we’re considering just directing them to this informative video from the team at BushLeagueTV instead (even if we’re not entirely sold on the idea that a moustache is necessary for success—this ain’t 1978 anymore, you know). Sure, following a few simple steps might not get you a starring role opposite the likes of Alana Evans, Aurora Snow, or Teagan right off the bat … but everyone has to start somewhere, right?

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· BushLeague 101 - How to Break into the Porn Industry

Original post by Fleshbot

Hanging over the set of “Not the Bradys XXX 2″ (yes, if there can be an “Agent Cody Banks 2,” there can be a “Not the Bradys XXX 2″) was the pregnant question “Where’s Marcia, Marcia, Marcia?” You see, back in Ought-7, Hillary Scott originated that role in the first “Not the Bradys XXX.” But contractual obligations conspired to take Scott away from the series to replace her with former Digital Playground star Teagan Presley. What? You’re saying this means nothing to you and that you’re more concerned about who will replace John Travolta in the remake of “Dallas”? Well, Hillary’s absence is big news here, anyway. Read more after the gap.

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There are actually three core cast members not returning from the first “Not the Bradys”: Cindi, originally played by the orthodontically fabulous Leah Luv, has been replaced by Kacey Jordan, and the role of Greg, once inhabited by Benjamin Brat, will now be interpreted by Chris Slater.

Returning will be the delightful Aurora Snow as Jan, the wicked Alana Evans as Carol, the frank Lynn Lemay as Alice, and the reasonable Mike Horner as Mike. James Deen returns as Peter in a role he was born to play.

But if Hillary Scott isn’t here, where is she? Stay tuned.

Original post by Gram Ponante