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Kimberly Kane (kanearmy.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Photo by Merlin Bronques (bronques.wordpress.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

There are few pleasures equal to the joy of sitting in front of a warm fire with a fine glass of whiskey—except, perhaps, being by that fire with a fine glass of whisky and a beautiful woman.

Thanks to a partnership between scotchmaker Macallan and British photographer Rankin, that exquisite pleasure is now available to anyone with a fireplace (and a few grand to drop on whiskey). The Masters of Photography collection pairs a rare bottle of whiskey with a limited edition collection of Rankin’s photos—many of which feature his wife, Tuuli Shipster in various states of undress. Now that’s what we call a pinnacle of achievement.

· The Masters of Photography (en-gb.themastersofphotography.com, via nudography.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

How often have we had sex while drunk? 10 million times? And when are we going to realize that a flesh and blood partner is but a drab, complaining substitute for that beer can we can’t seem to disengage from?

Enter the Hiney Can. Literally. From either end!.

This ingenious product features a “Fanta Flesh” vagina on one end and an anus on the other, stuffed into a tube that resembles a Heineken can. Until now, I don’t think a mere marital aid has ever trumped the experience of making the sex with a real human, but you have to admit that the Hiney Can eliminates the middle woman, until the expression “too drunk to fuck” loses all meaning and disappears up itself; you are fucking Drunk Incarnate.

Get me a fuckable Jagermeister bottle and Heidi Fleiss a fuckable meth lab and we are never leaving Nevada again.

· Hiney Can (tengashop.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

Come to Laugh, Come to Cry, Come to Care, Come to Terms. It is everything you’ve dreamed of - It is nothing you expect. Some films you watch, others you feel. “American Gokkun 9.”

American Gokkun 9

Studio: JM Productions
Director: Jim Powers
Cast: Amy Starz, Kylee Lovit

Review by: Gram Ponante

What can you say about a movie about twenty men jerking off and trying to bounce their semen off a woman’s face and into a cup, from which she then drinks, that “Terms of Endearment,” “Cocoon,” and “Ordinary People” haven’t already said?

As opposed to a gangbang or that other Japanese export, the bukkake, gokkun involves the oral ingestion of the fruits of the objects attractiveness.

This movie isn’t as horrifying as you might think. Like most of Jim Powers’ films involving lots of dudes and one woman (or even lots of women), the behind the scenes footage is vastly superior to the stated intent of the movie, and features just as much nudity and chaos.

For example, 19-year-old Amy Starz is so drunk on semen (and God knows what else she ingested), that Powers chooses to follow her as she totters from the spermodome to the production managers’ office, where she asks for and is refused her car keys. Lives were saved in Porn Valley that night. The tracking shot is as iconic as any in “Goodfellas” or any Clinton campaign stop.

And when a masturbating mope actually topples over onto Kylee Luvit, the one thing we hear Powers shouting off camera is “Save the cup!”

I’d say “good times” here but my soul is crying.

· JM Productions (jerkoffzone.com)
· Buy “American Gokkun” (gamelink.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante