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Meggan Mallone is part Native American, part alien sex fiend, and all organic. Deep within the juicy crevices of her imagination are fantasies waiting to be played out on an unsuspecting world…and only Paul Thomas can channel her.

“Meggan’s Sexy Stories” starts, ironically enough, in front of Fleshbot’s Venice Beach, California headquarters, almost directly in front of a certain contributor’s house. To be honest, it’s a wonder that we didn’t end up in the shot—it’s that close. Meggan struts back and forth in front of surfers, Paul Thomas, fat dudes, and more surfers, looking nervous in a mini skirt. Smash cut to a shot of a Venice house with an outdoor shower scene, a big titty blonde by the name of Charisma Capelli, for no reason, and we’re off and running.

Randy Spears interrupts her shower with the television repair man gag, only this time he’s diddling the sexy daughter of the client, whose mom isn’t home—but whose uber perky breast implants are. It’s dialogue (and tease) heavy, just what Vivid lovers would expect. Whereas most vignettes would simply do one set up with a clunky exchange, PT makes an epic out of the introduction, with the plot quickly becoming as complicated as a Gabriel Garcia Marquez novel rewritten by Thomas Pynchon.

The little seductress quickly discovers that John the cable guy is actually Randy Spears from “Bad Wives,” who just happens to be her mom’s favorite pornstar. She puts on a VHS copy of the PT classic and confronts him before demanding to take a ride on his legendary wood. For the record, this actually happens to him several times a week, causing poor Spears to return to porn and then seek new employment each time. Seriously. He’s been to DeVry like six times now, poor bastard. The scene ends with a full dialogue set up to make sure nothing goes unresolved in the viewer’s mind.

Then. Little Miss Bad Attitude Lexi Belle takes a semi-naked walk to the mailbox before Dane Cross peeps in on her drinking champagne in the bathtub and runs away. Despite being clothing-challenged, she chases him and scolds him for “thinking the world evolves around” himself, and, for that matter, for not bringing her a birthday card. The whole scene quickly devolves into hard sex games, with Dane putting the collar on Lexi and wearing her panties. It’s sick but hot…just the way we like it.

Meggan and sexy redhead Ami Emerson go camping with her “mom” Syren De Mar and her buddy Alec Knight. They split off, with Meggan clam diving into Ami’s delicious ginger bush and mom pulling the cougar action on Alec. Again, it’s like an excerpt from Tolstoy before (and after) we get to the action—but once we do, it’s worth watching. Last but not least, we learn that Meggan and her man like to play sex games before he goes to work—and thus, she fucks Mr. Pete in Marina Del Ray. Makes perfect sense to us: Meggan looks like such a great fuck! (And, for those keeping count, this isn’tt the first time we’ve been jealous of Mr. Pete, either.)

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Original post by DCypher

Why, what do we have here? Sweet little Rebeca Linares and two very randy gentlemen? There’s no well this can end well…in fact, it can only end spectacularly.

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Original post by Lux Alptraum

The cover of “Icon” informs us of two very important things. The first is that Hillary Scott is “just a girl with a dream”—what, precisely, that dream is is not explained, but we suspect that it has something to do with cocks. Secondly, the cover informs us that an icon is “one who is the object of great attention and devotion.” We believe this is what’s known as “foreshadowing.”

Throughout the three hours of the feature, you see, Hillary Scott is adored and devoted (sexually, even!). In at the spa, in a dungeon, in a theater, with girls, with boys, with both, in her pussy, in her ass, and sometimes both at once—it’s all about Hillary (even in the middle of an orgy, the girl still manages to steal all the focus). And when it’s not about Hillary fucking, it’s about Hillary making a movie: in between the sex scenes, we’re treated to scenes of Hillary and her crew making the movie. You see, Hillary’s not just an icon because she knows how to fuck; she’s an icon because she knows how to make fuck films.

There is also a music video about halfway through the feature, we’re not quite sure what it has to do with Hillary Scott, iconography, or fucking, so you should probably feel free to skip over it in search of sexier fare.

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Should you find yourself unsatisfied by the three hour feature alone, there are three (three!) extra discs included in the package for extra titillation. What, pray tell, is the content of these discs? Special features contains standard fare (behind the scenes footage, a music video, trailers, and photos), bonus discs one and two are loaded up with scenes from other movies Hillary has been in. See, Hillary isn’t just an icon because she made a three hour epic porn: she’s an icon because she’s been in many other fuck films, too!

Really, the only question that one need ask is this: “Do I like Hillary Scott?” Because if the answer is yes, this DVD is a must have. And if it’s not, well—we’re sure they’ll come out with “Sasha Grey: Icon” sooner or later.

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