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Being Amish means giving up a lot of things—cellphones, automobiles, microwave pizza rolls—that are too modern and flashy for an austere country life. But no one ever said that meant giving up lingerie tease shows and blowjobs did it? Lingerie is practically like being naked and you can’t really get less flashy than that. Plus, if your goal is to learn how to appreciate all that is simple and good in this word, sex with a hot babe would certainly do the trick.

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· “amish fuck” (RedTube)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

It’s been long established that one of the few groups you can tease/insult/build a hardcore fantasy site around and not get into trouble is the Amish. It’s not because they’re easy targets or because they somehow deserve it—it’s because the chances of one of them going online and tracking you down are pretty slim. We introduced you to Emily from Mennonite Mayhem before, but for those who couldn’t raise enough barns to pay the membership fees, here’s a video to give you a taste of what you’re missing. We know a lot of Luddites who have changed their ways after a visit to PornoTube, so at the very least you’ll have a new found appreciation for the importance of electricity.

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· “Amish Mennonite Emily Hardcore Creampie Fuck!” (PornoTube)

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Previously: Mennonite Mayhem: Hardcore Amish Amateur Porn, Flesh Flicks Archives

Original post by FLESHBOT

According to her website copy, young Emily was an innocent Mennonite girl with a snood and a dream: “I was born into a Mennonite family in Lancaster, and raised in the plain ways of my community … One day I met a boy from outside the community, who just happened to be helping my father out on the farm, and soon found myself sneaking out most nights to meet up with him. He introduced me to so many wonderful things, including sex. It’s become my weakness! From there it was a downward spiral as I craved sex 24/7, and became a real Mennonite rebel. When my parents found out, I was shunned by my church, my community and my family.” If “Breaking The Waves” was your idea of a promising porn scenario, you might want to check out what Emily has been getting up to since her banishment via her brand new paysite; while it’s pretty much the standard amateur smut fare, snood-fanciers will be particularly pleased by the clips featuring Emily getting banged while wearing the traditional headgear of her people. Just don’t expect to see her getting down and dirty with any of the sheep, chickens, or beloved cows she left back on the farm in Lancaster. Some fantasies are better left unexplored.

· Mennonite Mayhem (paysite previews @ mennonitemayhem.com, via Xbiz)

Previously: (Almost) Pilgrim Porn

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