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If Ricky Martin ever taught us anything, it was that candles aren’t just for decoration anymore. Can anyone get enough of pouring hot wax all over a hot girl? Okay, in real life, probably yes. But in porn? Never! The more wax the better—especially when it drips from multicolored penis candles (Genius? We think so.). So get those candles going, because setting the mood just got a little hotter.

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· Waxed whore shagged in bath (redtube.com)

Original post by Evelyn Leigh

We all know that porn sex isn’t exactly like real life sex—in many cases, what we see on screen bears very little resemblance to what goes on in the bedroom (like have you tried to do reverse cowgirl for real? It kinda sucks.). And there’s one area where this is particularly egregious: why is it that just about every man in porn reaches orgasm… with his own hand? Not only is it not realistic—it denies the ladies of porn the privilege of showcasing their talents to the fullest extent. Well, we’re taking a stand against this practice: in protest, we’ve rounded up ten hot videos of girls finishing off their partners the way nature intended. Er, sort of.

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Ebony Beauty fucked by an older guy (redtube.com)

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Nina Mercedez - Perfect Kiss (redtube.com)

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Blond bitch in overknees fucked (redtube.com)

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Stunning czech starlett Veronica fucked nice ‘n slow (pornhub.com)

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Rack ‘em Up (pornhub.com)

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Fucking the piano teacher (pornhub.com)

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Nika and Vanessa super sexy gangbang (pornhub.com)

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Brunette Showing her skillz (redtube.com)

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Brunette Beauty Fucked like crazy (redtube.com)

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Mya gets licked (youporn.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

The nuns taught us that “Tom Byron’s House of Ass” had many mansions, and we didn’t understand it then and we don’t understand it now. What is important is that this 10th installment is the last installment (”I’m going to take a break,” Byron says) and that in this house, Charley Chase has a fantastic basement.

What is the thematic difference between Byron’s series “Lord of Asses” and “House of Ass” other than, say, spelling?

Perhaps this confusion influenced Byron’s decision to jettison one of them.

“I’m known as the Lord of Asses,” the veteran performer says, graying and sporting a pair of hipster glasses, “so I thought I’d switch it up. I’m going to start a series called ‘The King of Cootchies,’ so I can have sex with all the pretty girls who don’t take it in the ass.”

Can you just declare yourself King, Tom? If so, then you would take the throne in an assless coup.

But back to Charley Chase. (And we mean it when we say “back.”)

“That was a big load,” says Chase when the deed is done.

“I don’t know,” replies Byron. “The old man has his moments.”

I also take issue with the title. The women in this movie - Lexi Belle, Scarlett Fay, Chase, Mina Leigh, Brynn Tyler - are all so much more than their asses.

I guess everyone has at one point shouted “Oh shit” when having sex. But if I were the script supervisor on this film I would have suggested that Brynn Tyler not say “Oh shit” in a place called the House of Ass.

“It’s going to be great to fuck you,” says Byron to Scarlett Fay as she peers at him over his penis. How does he know? Is he, like, Nostradam-ass?

So we look forward to “The King of Cootchies,” just as long as there isn’t a parallel series called “House of Cootchies.”

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· Tom Byron (tombyronshard.com)
· Buy “Tom Byron’s House of Ass 10″ (mondoerotica.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

To be quite honest, we’re never that sure what to make of European directors working in the American porn market. For starters, they come from cultures where sexuality is viewed far more liberally, so things that we might consider extreme or super filthy tend to be little more than run of the mill sex acts to them. Such is the heavy price we pay for our Puritanical roots (though on the flip side, they do give us wonderful taboo kicks when we violate them). There’s also the matter of that whole language barrier thing, previously seen with Evil Angel’s “Fresh on Cock.”

Such is the sad case, in our humble but esteemed opinion, with the latest title directed by Chris Rolie for Jules Jordan Video. Don’t get us wrong—there’s a lot to love about “Tunnel Butts.” After all, the release stars big booty cuties Melissa Lauren, Kaci Starr, Jamie Elle, Kelly Wells, Adrianna Nicole, Jaslin Diaz, Heidi Mayne, Cassandra Cruz, Ricki White, and Mason Moore taking hearty helpings of cock in every hole, with seven scenes running nearly three hours (this is a massive release, people.). Still, even with all that action, the title just leaves something to be desired.

Not to sound like Andy Rooney or anything, but what exactly are “tunnel butts” anyway? Are these the butts that runaway slaves like Fredrick Douglass and Harriet Tubman once used to fulfill their sexual desires while fleeing slavery via the underground railroad? Or is this a puerile reference to the anal proclivities of our zaftig, callipygous starlets? We can’t make heads or tails out of some of these threeways!

In the end (pun fully intended), we’ve learned that, no matter how mangled the etymology of pornographic idea might get, the enjoyment is still the same—so long as it’s not Japanese tentacle porn. Rolie gives us a delicious display of riches by way of Jules Jordan, and offers up the ripe and juicy derrieres of voracious starlets out to earn a name for themselves. That’s something we’re grateful for in any language.

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· “Tunnel Butts” (julesjordanvideo.com)

Original post by DCypher

There are lots of things we like about porn—but one of our favorites would have to be the sheer, uh, fantasy element of it all. Serious: where else but in porn would you find yourself in a mythical world, where constant thunderstorms roll in, words are echoed and amplified, and people live in castles. Okay, maybe you’d find something like that in a run of the mill low budget fantasy flick—but only in porn would you have all that and double penetration.

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· Catherine (megaporn.com)

Original post by Evelyn Leigh