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We’ve sung their praises many times before—but really, it’s not like you can praise the glory that is Asian pornstars too much. And if you can—well, that’’s a crime we’re happy to be guilty of.

If you haven’t caught, ahem, yellow fever already, allow us to introduce you to some of our favorite Asian stars. After you spend a little time with them, we have a feeling you’ll see where we’re “coming” from.

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Keani Lee fucking and squirting

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Greedy girl Annie Cruz

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Charmane Star balled

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Katsumi has a hot ass

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Miko Lee gets her ass rammed

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Hot asian slave Christina Aguchi

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Lucy Thai is one tight asian

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Asian teen Nyomi Zen gets fucked by two cocks

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Mika Tan stuffs big black dick in her ass

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Veronica Lynn’s ass gets fucked

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Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

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Keani Lee fucking and squirting

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Greedy girl Annie Cruz

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Charmane Star balled

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Katsumi has a hot ass

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Miko Lee gets her ass rammed

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Hot asian slave Christina Aguchi

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Lucy Thai is one tight asian

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Asian teen Nyomi Zen gets fucked by two cocks

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Mika Tan stuffs big black dick in her ass

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Veronica Lynn’s ass gets fucked

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Previously: Top Ten Video Archive

Original post by Lux Alptraum

What we;re about to tell you, the government does not want you to know. So listen carefully, because we’re only going to say this once.

There are experiments taking place in outer space. And not just any experiments: ones that include latex, nurses, and a lot of anal sex.

Aliens, or what we can only assume are aliens (or men wearing odd tribal masks) are having sexual relations with nurses—all for the sake of science, of course. Under the watchful eye of doctors, scientists, and the military (and now you), these experiments are taking place in space. At least our tax dollars are finally being put to good use.

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· Anal Nurses from outer space (pornhub.com)

Original post by Evelyn Leigh

It turns out that all of “Fetish Academy 3″ is in German, so I was unable to understand what exactly goes on there. Beyond the gap are some of my guesses, based entirely on appearances.

1: Marshal Tito’s space robot stewardess class gets underway.

2: Smurf maid training.

3: While the teacher is out of the room, whale condom deployment class gets out of hand.

4: Lunch!

5: Rubber Bunny Bumpy Groper!

6: The Death Star cannon girl takes time to watch some anal porn.

7: Das Gummi-Referee checks the VaginaCam Instant Replay booth.

· Marquis (www.Marquis.de)
· Buy “Fetish Academy 3″ (gamelink.com)

Original post by pweasels

There’s a reason why so many pornstars come in little packages: you can pick them up, you can throw them around, you can twist them into a pretzel—these ladies can do it all.

After our celebration of BBWs, we decided to come at you from the other side of the spectrum, with a salute to some of our very favorite petite ladies. Though their larger then life pornstar heels might make you think otherwise, most of these girls don’t pass 5′3″. Take a look at these girls in action—trust us, there’s a reason why people say good things come in small packages.

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Deep action with british Bonnie Hart (redtube.com)

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Throat Fucks Lana Croft (pornhub.com)

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Small titted Amy gets nailed (pornhub.com)

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Jesse James speared by a black rod (pornhub.com)

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Taylor Rain loves getting her ass rammed (pornhub.com)

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Gabriella Fox: Hard Candy 4(digitalplayground.com)

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Amy Reid is smoking hot (pornhub.com)

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Joanna Angel: XOXO Joanna Angel

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Jesse Jane: Cheerleaders

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Previously: Top Ten Videos Archive

Original post by Evelyn Leigh

What does it say about human relations that there are only “32 Ways to Please Your Lover,” but 50 ways to leave?

The problem is all inside your head they said to me
The answer is easy if you watch this DVD
We’d like to help you in your struggle sexually
There must be 32 ways to please your lover

They said it’s really not our habit to intrude
Furthermore, we hope our meaning won’t be lost or misconstrued
But we’ll repeat ourselves - we’re the Sinclair Institute
There must be 32 ways to please your lover

You just dive into her puss, Russ; make love to those tits, Fritz
Don’t be a dick, Rick - just get the DVD
Get into her ass, Chas (you’ll need to discuss that)
But learn how to kiss, Chris, and get yourself free

They said it grieves us so to see you in such pain
We wish there was something we could do to make you come again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the 32 ways?

They said why don’t you both just get it on tonight
And we believe by morning you’ll begin to see the light
And then they charged me $24.95 – and it turns out they were right
There must be 32 ways to please your lover

You work on his ass, Cass; just find his G-spot, Dot
Just spend a little dough, Flo, and buy our DVD
Suck on his toes, Rose (you might need to wash those)
Just learn to fellate, Kate, and get yourself free

· Sinclair Institute (www.bettersex.com)
· Buy “32 Ways to Please Your Lover” (gamelink.com)

Original post by pweasels