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Digital Playground contract starlet and newly crowned Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya could brighten our day with something as chaste as a simple smile. Nevertheless, the nacre-skinned goddess absolutely insisted on stripping off all her clothes and fucking her way through several body wracking orgasms—once on her own, once with a friend, and once with Sasha Grey and Tommy Gunn. Yes, you read that right. Sasha Grey. Mmmm.

The geniuses over at Digital Playground did what any of us would do, given the chance to be next to such a history-making fuck scene—they captured it all on film, and then threw in outrageously lubricious scenes featuring insatiable nymphomaniacs like Fleshbot Crush Object (and the internet’s girlfriend) Dana DeArmond, German anal queen Annette Schwartz, and delightful fuck bunny princess Dakoda Brookes. And just in case all that wasn’t enough, they upped the ante even more with the dirtiest twins to ever fuck on film, Lacey & Lyndsey Love—you know, just for good measure. Seriously, is it any wonder that this studio is plain killing it while so many others are going under?

Around the third time we, ahem, watched “Stoya Sexy Hot,” we realized we might have a problem (or, dare we say it… an addiction?). But at least after seeing Sasha and Stoya tag team Tommy Gunn’s massive endowment, well, we know exactly what we want for the holidays this year. You don’t even have to wrap it for us!

“Stoya Sexy Hot” releases today from Digital Playground. And it’s not just a porn movie—it’s also a money saver. We guarantee It will help you cut down on your winter heating bills.

All images are courtesy of Digital Playground.

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· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Original post by DCypher

Much to the chagrin of that legendary Little Rock duo, it seems that gentlemen aren’t the only ones who prefer blondes. Turns out that hardcore porn fans dig ‘em too! (For the record, we meant Marilyn, not Hilary. Moving on then.)

Canadian evil porno super genius Eric Everhard uncovers this earth shattering revelation in his latest offering, “Blonde Ambition.” With the help of his abnormally endowed team of vaginal explorers, he drills hard into the soft pink centers of several succulent young seductresses, including Lauren Phoenix, Keri Sable, Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Ellen Saint, Annette Schwartz, Carmen Kinsley, Maya Hills, and Alexis Texas. The ripe and juicy results ripple tellingly enough down the creamy, trembling inner thighs of these satisfied strumpets, who wail like klaxons, a shock of spun gold silk unabashedly waving like a conqueror’s flag or amber waves of grain as they writhe in ecstasy.

We’ve missed Keri Sable, so we’re quite happy to see the dirty little princes in action again. Aside from that, though, there’s not much new or noteworthy about “Blonde Ambition”—but so what? We like to think of the collection as a “Best of the Blondes” compilation from one of the best performer-slash-directors (or slashies) to ever hit the jizz biz.

“Blonde Ambition” releases this week from Jules Jordan Video. Check the trailer out below when you’re done enjoying the free sample. And happy Monday!!!

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· “Blonde Ambition” (julesjordanvideo.com)

Original post by DCypher

Our good friend Jack returns today with director Robby D’s latest release for Digital Playground, in which we as an audience are required to exercise our creative visualization skills and imagine that his wood is our wood (or even, in the case of those female members of the audience as well as anyone afflicted with chronic impotence, that we even have wood to begin with.) If you’re anything like us, the effort will be well worth it: you’re going to love the view.

Hannah Harper, Lacey Maguire, Rachel Roxxx, Britney Stevens, and Annette Schwartz steer the viewer through some of their (hopefully) favorite fantasies, especially the one about fucking a porn star. We’re treated to the sight of the starlets in question grinding and thrusting in a plethora of positions—most of which involve them looking up at the camera from a particular vantage point and trying to convince us that we’re the ones making them writhe and moan like that and not, you know, Robby D. or that big fat paycheck from Digital Playground. And it most cases, the illusion succeeds!

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You won’t need yoga to master these angles, but you will have to work on your breathing. With no creepy New Age overtones or chants to memorize, this is one Secret we can really get behind … and one DVD we won’t wish we could give back once we’ve seen it. You’d be surprised how often that happens.

· “Jack’s POV 11″ (trailer @ digitalplayground.com)

· Order: “Jack’s POV 11″ (adultdvdempire.com)

Original post by DCypher

Our good friend Jack returns today with director Robby D’s latest release for Digital Playground, in which we as an audience are required to exercise our creative visualization skills and imagine that his wood is our wood (or even, in the case of those female members of the audience as well as anyone afflicted with chronic impotence, that we even have wood to begin with.) If you’re anything like us, the effort will be well worth it: you’re going to love the view.

Hannah Harper, Lacey Maguire, Rachel Roxxx, Britney Stevens, and Annette Schwartz steer the viewer through some of their (hopefully) favorite fantasies, especially the one about fucking a porn star. We’re treated to the sight of the starlets in question grinding and thrusting in a plethora of positions—most of which involve them looking up at the camera from a particular vantage point and trying to convince us that we’re the ones making them writhe and moan like that and not, you know, Robby D. or that big fat paycheck from Digital Playground. And it most cases, the illusion succeeds!

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You won’t need yoga to master these angles, but you will have to work on your breathing. With no creepy New Age overtones or chants to memorize, this is one Secret we can really get behind … and one DVD we won’t wish we could give back once we’ve seen it. You’d be surprised how often that happens.

· “Jack’s POV 11″ (trailer @ digitalplayground.com)

· Order: “Jack’s POV 11″ (adultdvdempire.com)

Original post by DCypher

Director Chris Streams has been having a pretty good run for himself, all things considered: after doing his time in the lower circles of porno hell and cutting his teeth as a still photographer and videographer on gonzo shoots from Chatsworth to Prague, he finally got his due and joined the in-house team at Jules Jordan Video. Since then he’s released such high-concept fare as the recent interactive Gina Lynn title … but in the end it’s the filth that pays the bills, at least until the feds come knocking. (We hear they’re not too into any fluids more risqué than an extra dry martini these days.)

His newest release, “Internal Damnation”, has everything all those other creampie movies have, but with those little artistic touches and extra attention to detail that elevates everyday smut to Jules Jordan’s brand of smut—starting with a cast including Audrey Bitoni (making her creampie debut!), Rachel Roxxx, Loona Loxx, Chelsie Rae, Kelly Wells, Annette Schwartz, and eurohottie Priva. Sure, things like ass smoothies and cum fart tsunamis may be acquired tastes, but is there anyone out there who can’t appreciate the old-fashioned flavor of smoking hot porn stars getting it every which way but vanilla? Of course not! (Just don’t invite your friendly neighborhood Department of Justice prosecutor over for a taste, k?)

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· Order: “Internal Damnation” (Adult DVD Empire)
· “Internal Damnation” DVD info + more previews @ julesjordanvideo.com)

Original post by DCypher