April Flores: porn vampire, Crush Object extraordinaire, and model for the first ever plus-sized cyberskin pussy. Is there anything she can’t do? (fattyd.com, via Baby Sinead)
Original post by Lux Alptraum
Look at the juicy and delicious April Flores on the cover of “Waist Watchers 4.” LOOK AT HER. That’s right: you’re not just looking at her waist; you’re looking at handfuls of other parts that, laid atop each other on a scale, would create an exuberant feeling in you greater than their weight. The Germans say it best when they call such women “zaftig.” But now you, like last week’s winner, must come up with a better term than the porn-standard BBW. Why? Because April Flores will cry if you don’t, and because Lufthansa is bankrupt.
· Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)
· Buy “Waist Watchers 4″ (gamelink.com)
Original post by Gram Ponante
Carlos Batts has released “Voluptuous Biker Babes”, a trippy combination of “Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas,” “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert,” and - I don’t know - Lucha Libre that features drag queens, desert dance-offs, and the ample talents of April Flores, La Cholita, and Bunny de la Cruz along with the leaner but no less tasty Audrey Hollander and Veronique Vega.
As we mentioned last month, Batts shot the film in roughly the same area as did Russ Meyer when the latter filmed “Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!” in 1965, and “VBB” features just as much eye candy, if not more (considering it’s in color). Flores, La Cholita, and de la Cruz are trash-talking badasses who get stranded in the desert. And they must love their way home.
In their wanderings they meet psychedelic tea merchants (Otto Bauer and Audrey Hollander) and an arid extra-dry dance troupe, an encounter that leads to a wrestling match with drag queen Pa Fuschia.
Jerk-off material? Art? Way Beyond the Valley of the Dolls? You decide.
In fact, why don’t you decide in person? Batts and April Flores will be signing copies of “Voluptuous Biker Babes” tonight at Sunset Blvd.’s famed Book Soup between 7 and 10.
· Carlos Batts (carlosbatts.com)
· Book Soup (booksoup.com)
Original post by Gram Ponante
“I have the biggest asshole, or I am the biggest asshole?” says Gia Paloma in “Sex Gallery,” a just-released Carlos Batts video from 2006. Paloma (who is not an asshole at all, just so you know) is just as delicious in this video as she is now, the only difference being she has spent the last few months as a new mom. On a day of new beginnings, come back with us, won’t you, as we drop in on Paloma and her big 2006 asshole.
Our last few encounters with director Batts have been a series of incomplete epics, but in this five-scene effort also featuring Flower Tucci, Annette Schwarz, and Arianna Jollee, Batts returns to simple design and glamour photography, delivering a series of fun vignettes starring women any fan of April Flores (Batts’ partner in crime) might find similarly appealing.
Two years can be a few generations in Porn (Annette Schwarz is now an airline attendant, for instance), so it is surprising to see Paloma in her pre-Tommy Pistol days, looking just as she did when he (and America) fell in love with her. Of course, she is not paired with Pistol in this movie, rather a dude named Barry Scott, who hastens to clarify that he is the asshole, not her.
We miss you, Gia Paloma. It would not be pandering to say “Come back whenever you feel like it.”
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· Adam & Eve (adameve.com)
· Buy “Sex Gallery” (adultdvdempire.com)
Original post by Gram Ponante
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Carlos Batts is at it again: right on the heels of “Kiss Attack,” he brings us “Voluptuous Biker Babes,” a porntastic reenvisioning of the cult classic “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” (not to be confused with Quentin Tarantino’s remake of the film, rumored to feature Tera Patrick.) Shot on the same location as its inspiration, the film features April Flores, La Cholita, and Bunny de la Cruz as a trio of dance divas who get lost in the desert and somehow wind up wrestling each other (naked, we hope!). But don’t take our word for it: watch the trailer and see for yourself.
· Voluptuous Biker Babes (youtube.com, via Violet Blue)
· Carlos Batts: C Batts Fly Productions (carlosbatts.com)
Original post by Lux Alptraum