A 22-year-old San Diegoan wants to auction her virginity to pay for her college eduction. (She’s going for a doctorate in marriage and family therapy.) Well, if it’s one night in Reno vs. 10 years of student loan payments, that’s a pretty tough call to make. (nydailynews.com)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
A woman on eBay is selling the evidence of her husband’s infidelity—a used condom wrapper and a photo of “the tart’s kinckers.” We hope her shamed husband finds the auction, because then the bidding might really get exciting. (reuters.com)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
Have you always wanted a little piece of Teagan Presley to call your own? Well, now you’re in luck! Thanks to the magic of eBay, you can purchase her recently removed breast implants! Put them in your porn star museum—they’ll look great right next to Baby Sinead’s pubic hair. (nakedcity.com)
Original post by Lux Nightmare
We couldn’t think of a more fitting way to mark National Masturbation Month than to have this Takashi Murakami sculpture of a naked anime dude ejaculating sell for $15 million at Sotheby’s last night. Anonymous Telephone Bidder, we salute you … whoever you are. (Gawker)
Original post by Fleshbot
Someone on eBay may have actually paid $34 for a Sun Chip that looks (sorta) like a vagina. For that kind of money you could pay to see a real one, but we suppose in either case you still wouldn’t be able to eat it. (ebay.com, via gorillamask.net)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett