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Matt Morningwood is back with his latest offering from Pink Visual, “Masters of Reality Porn 5,” a stunning cornucopia of mouthwatering fuck scenes guaranteed to delight even the most curmudgeonly stubborn never nude. Let the games begin!

First up is a lip licking fiveway free for all starring Barry Scott, Brandi Edwards, Jessica Bangkok, Rosario Stone, and Scott Lyons. These horny fuckers don’t hold anything back. It’s in one hole and then another, again and again, living the dream on that next level.

Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer are porn’s equivalent of a royal family these days. Add in a delightful dash of Kara Novak and the magic just comes spurting out in thick white creamy blasts! Otto is one lucky motherfucker to be getting this kind of loving on the regular. We can only imagine how grateful he is for the life he’s been blessed with.

It’s been a hot minute since we’ve seen Dani Jensen. The sweet slut spends a Saturday from sun up to sundown swimming in the slick guts of Lyla Storm.

Sledge Hammer is one intimidating looking motherfucker, in our considerable and venerated opinion. The gentle giant takes his monstrously large endowment and plows straight up into the plush wet interior of Kira Silver, rearranging her organs and making her howl in pleasure like a wounded beast. By turns cruel and curious, this sexual Torquemada has her singing high notes and confessing her undying lust as he impales her on it. From the look on her face it’s a near religious experience.

Last but not least, Jerry and Ramon Nomar take turns attempting to work over Veronica Rayne, only to learn that she can wear out an army of cock and still be hungry for more. There is no greater man eater than this rapacious young sex bunny. It’s always a pleasure to see her in action, a bittersweet experience that leaves us somehow satisfied and yearning for more in the near future.

“Masters of Reality Porn 5″ comes out this week. Check out this exclusive gallery they sent over and let us know if the title matches the flick in your opinion. We’d say they did all right.

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Original post by DCypher

Matt Morningwood is back with his latest offering from Pink Visual, “Masters of Reality Porn 5,” a stunning cornucopia of mouthwatering fuck scenes guaranteed to delight even the most curmudgeonly stubborn never nude. Let the games begin!

First up is a lip licking fiveway free for all starring Barry Scott, Brandi Edwards, Jessica Bangkok, Rosario Stone, and Scott Lyons. These horny fuckers don’t hold anything back. It’s in one hole and then another, again and again, living the dream on that next level.

Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer are porn’s equivalent of a royal family these days. Add in a delightful dash of Kara Novak and the magic just comes spurting out in thick white creamy blasts! Otto is one lucky motherfucker to be getting this kind of loving on the regular. We can only imagine how grateful he is for the life he’s been blessed with.

It’s been a hot minute since we’ve seen Dani Jensen. The sweet slut spends a Saturday from sun up to sundown swimming in the slick guts of Lyla Storm.

Sledge Hammer is one intimidating looking motherfucker, in our considerable and venerated opinion. The gentle giant takes his monstrously large endowment and plows straight up into the plush wet interior of Kira Silver, rearranging her organs and making her howl in pleasure like a wounded beast. By turns cruel and curious, this sexual Torquemada has her singing high notes and confessing her undying lust as he impales her on it. From the look on her face it’s a near religious experience.

Last but not least, Jerry and Ramon Nomar take turns attempting to work over Veronica Rayne, only to learn that she can wear out an army of cock and still be hungry for more. There is no greater man eater than this rapacious young sex bunny. It’s always a pleasure to see her in action, a bittersweet experience that leaves us somehow satisfied and yearning for more in the near future.

“Masters of Reality Porn 5″ comes out this week. Check out this exclusive gallery they sent over and let us know if the title matches the flick in your opinion. We’d say they did all right.

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Like Native Americans using every last bit of the buffalo, director Jim Powers doesn’t let his charges leave until they’ve done everything they possibly could to satisfy a fetish customer including, if need be, peeing in the snow.

If you think “Tinkletime” over-infantilizes women in an industry where they are disproportionately labeled as schoolgirls and put in pigtails well, you’re right. But watching a couple of dozen scenes (shot over the last hundred years or so) of the likes of Alana Evans, Audrey Hollander, Katja Kassin, Ally Ann, and porn Troubled Girl Tanner Mayes doing their best versions of the cover of “Who’s Next?” also allows straight male consumers a thrill not often afforded them: the woman they’re watching is not faking it.

So have your private doubts about why this is fun (I did); at the least, each of the subjects appears ready, willing, and wide open, even if her intentions are different.

Bonus creepy points for the theme song, a note for note parody of the Go Gos’ “Vacation.” I’m sure you can guess some of the lyrics already.

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Original post by Gram Ponante

One of the first (not to mention most famous and successful) situation comedies of all time, “I Love Lucy,” has finally made its way down the parody slaughter mill and onto the bloody dissection table to be hacked up.

Yes, LFP has finally gone and done it, handing down a parody worthy of outrage and indignation with the release of “Everybody Loves Lucy,” due out next week.

Jerome Tanner (or as he’s better known to his porn mafia associates, “Ace Up His Sleeve” Jerry T) is the hack, err, hacksaw at the helm. Through his perverse juvenile jibs he slaughters one of America’s most beloved shows, completely desecrating the female icon of television comedy in the crassest way imaginable with his raunchy take on our favorite redhead. Everything from aliens to tattoos make its way into his skewed comically pornographic reinvention—and he even insisted on creating a ‘black&white’ viewing option for people who wanted to fantasize that they were really watching the original sitcom. Can you believe the balls on this guy?

Real life husband and wife duo Otto & Audrey play Ricky & Lucy, while Chennin Blanc stands in for vaudevillian Ethyl and comedian Frank Bukkwyd plays her hubby Fred. Audrey Hollander merrily endures an explicit range of obscene sex acts, from double head to DVDA, and throws in some threeway sex and a lesbian encounter to round out the title’s promise. In all honesty, it’s nothing new for Audrey. She’s no stranger to taking everything and the kitchen sink up her fine white ass. And she really does look quite a bit like Lucy when you pull her hair up (which, we’re told, is how they came up with the idea in the first place).

Not satisfied with just giving the consumer a simple parody, LFP went ahead and threw in some extra scenes from movies like “Stripper School Orgy” and “Teen Cream.” Thanks, Uncle Larry! Like a creepy touchy uncle with a pocket full of candy, you know the way to our hearts and into our pants.

“Everybody Loves Lucy” releases next week from LFP Hustler, but you can see what they did to our beloved Lucy now, in the pictures below. No word yet on when they’ll demolish “The Honeymooners”—but stay tuned, because someone most certainly will.

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It had to happen eventually: Hustler’s a releasing a sitcom porn parody with not one “This Ain’t” or “Not The” in the title. “Everybody Loves Lucy” streets this August, with Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer as Lucy and Ricky.

How true is it to the original, you ask? Hustler’s actually releasing the feature in black and white (just like the show!)…though if that’s a little too true to the original for you, there’s the option to watch it in full color, too.

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