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Carlos Batts has released “Voluptuous Biker Babes”, a trippy combination of “Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas,” “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert,” and - I don’t know - Lucha Libre that features drag queens, desert dance-offs, and the ample talents of April Flores, La Cholita, and Bunny de la Cruz along with the leaner but no less tasty Audrey Hollander and Veronique Vega.

As we mentioned last month, Batts shot the film in roughly the same area as did Russ Meyer when the latter filmed “Faster Pussycat Kill! Kill!” in 1965, and “VBB” features just as much eye candy, if not more (considering it’s in color). Flores, La Cholita, and de la Cruz are trash-talking badasses who get stranded in the desert. And they must love their way home.

In their wanderings they meet psychedelic tea merchants (Otto Bauer and Audrey Hollander) and an arid extra-dry dance troupe, an encounter that leads to a wrestling match with drag queen Pa Fuschia.

Jerk-off material? Art? Way Beyond the Valley of the Dolls? You decide.

In fact, why don’t you decide in person? Batts and April Flores will be signing copies of “Voluptuous Biker Babes” tonight at Sunset Blvd.’s famed Book Soup between 7 and 10.

· Carlos Batts (carlosbatts.com)
· Book Soup (booksoup.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

newVideoPlayer(”/bikerbabes_fleshbot.flv”, 506, 423,”"); Carlos Batts is at it again: right on the heels of “Kiss Attack,” he brings us “Voluptuous Biker Babes,” a porntastic reenvisioning of the cult classic “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” (not to be confused with Quentin Tarantino’s remake of the film, rumored to feature Tera Patrick.) Shot on the same location as its inspiration, the film features April Flores, La Cholita, and Bunny de la Cruz as a trio of dance divas who get lost in the desert and somehow wind up wrestling each other (naked, we hope!). But don’t take our word for it: watch the trailer and see for yourself.

· Voluptuous Biker Babes (youtube.com, via Violet Blue)
· Carlos Batts: C Batts Fly Productions (carlosbatts.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

We were delighted like Tony Montana atop a mountain of yayo to learn that the delicious Audrey Hollander would play the title role in “Everybody Loves Lucy” (to clarify: Hollander plays Lucy, not Everybody) and that her husband, Otto Bauer, would play Cuban exile Ricky. The only disappointment was that Hollander could not have been incorporated into the meandering storyline of “Pirates 2″. What can we say? The script called for a giant worm.

Hollander: “You mean this moneymaker?”

At the “Pirates 2″ premiere: If we were Riley Steele (pictured with Stoya) we’d just spend all our time gazing lovingly at ourselves, too.

Evan Stone with Teagan: “Fuck off, Fleshbot readers! I only read Deadspin!”

And now for something completely different: “Butch And Peaches,” the interracial Hustler pictorial that got Larry Flynt shot. “Larry Flynt: The Right To Be Left Alone,” an excellent documentary, is now on DVD.

Original post by Gram Ponante

newVideoPlayer(”/9to5movie_fleshbot.flv”, 506, 304,”"); As disappointed as we were to learn that current Fleshbot Extreme Pornstar Showdown contestants Sasha Grey and Belladonna are not starring in a hardcore remake of the of the 1980s Lily Tomlin/Dolly Parton/Jane Fonda workplace comedy classic, we’re still intrigued by the trailer for this “behind the scene” porn documentary. Tes, we know it’s been done before—but this one looks well shot, well done and … what’s the word? Oh, yeah … interesting! In addition to our other extreme candidates, Mia Rose, Audrey Hollander, John Stagliano and other assorted Porn Valley characters might wander through. We’re not sure yet when it will be playing somewhere we can see it, but you’ll probably find us waiting in line when it is.

· 9 To 5: The Movie (9to5-themovie.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

You asked (too many times to count), so we had no choice it was our pleasure to listen: it seems that redheaded girls are truly the ones who make your collective hearts beat faster, and who are we to deprive you of what makes you happy? We’d come up with some cute little pun about fire and how hot these models are, but you know that already. After all, you asked for them! (And yes, we know at least a few of these babes would have been just as comfortable in our fine freckled friend roundup as well. Don’t forget, you asked for that too.)

. . .

Morgan Reigns

Julia (crimsonteens.com)

Lauren McPherson (redhotlauren.net)

Scarlett Pain

Heather Carolin

Katie Kaos (katiekaos.com)

Madison Young

Penelope Bunny (lazerbunny.com)

Vixen (wannawatch.com)

Audrey Hollander

(OK, so who did we miss? Let us know in the comments!)

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Previously: Fleshbot Request Archive

Original post by Lux Nightmare