Newseater - Adult Edition

Maybe it’s different in the rest of the country, but here at Fleshbot headquarters, it has been rainy and cold all week. Which, now that we think of it, m explain why the beach and the sunshine in this clip caught our eye. Now, in our experience, sex on the beach has always been tricky: there’s a lot of careful balancing and shifting and desperate attempts to avoid certain elements that could downright ruin a good time. But after watching Mia Diamond, we’re feeling a little inspired to go get down and sandy! Being covered in sand has never looked so good. Now if only it would stop raining here so we could follow Mia’s example.

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· Mya Diamond gets a dirty ass fucking on the beach (full video at pornhub.com)

Original post by Evelyn Leigh

Too scared to take your erotic activities underwater? Don’t worry—there’s plenty of fun to be had on the shore. With the help of a few of your aquaphobic friends, you’ll forget about that scuba sex in no time. Sure, it’s not quite as majestic as screwing under the sea, but we find that land sex its own unique charms. For instance: ever try sea bukkake? Yeah, it doesn’t work out so well.

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· Celia Blanco takes three cocks at the beach (pornhub.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Are you still weeping into your Wheaties and dreaming of the lost days of Beijing glory? Well, fear not, because the Olympics never really end—not as long as we have the memories, the commemorative t-shirts, and the paparazzi who follow athletes to nude beaches and get pictures of them topless. Gemma Mengual is a synchronized swimmer from Spain who won silver at this year’s games, but instead of going to Disneyland she took her boyfriend to Ibiza to get a head start on the competition for our 2012 nude Olympian roundup. As you can see, she competes just as well out of the water as she does in it.

· Olympic Swimmer Gemma Mengual Topless (dailypoa.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

We think we have a better explanation for why the weak economy leads to less nudity on the beach—all the places in this list of the top 10 nude beaches of the world are just too darn expensive to get to. Looks like us poor folks will have to settle for more topless Slip and Slide in the backyard for the time being. (canada.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

We already knew that it’s been a rather slow summer for topless beach shenanigans from our usually reliable celebrity sun worshipers. Well, now we finally have an explanation. It’s the economy stupid! Yes, some super smart French guy has determined that a) women are less likely than usual to whip ‘em out on his nation’s famous topless beaches, and that b) the reason is a lack of confidence in the economy. It’s all related to a well-established economic principle that women dress more provocatively when the stock market is doing well. The always classy Daily Mail puts it a bit less delicately, but the message is simple: Forget jobs, gas prices and trade deficits, we need to get people back to work on our topless beaches! (dailymail.co.uk)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett