Newseater - Adult Edition

In our minds, all our reader requests are equal—whether it’s redheads, big booties, or t-girls, each request is equally important. But there’s no denying that some of are requests are, well, more requested than others.

We’ve gone back through the vaults to piece together our ten most popular Fleshbot Requests. Now if only we could find a redheaded, freckled Asian Jew with curves that won’t quit, small boobs with pale, inverted nipples, on a bike in her underwear. Everyone would be happy!

10) Small Boobs

9) Inverted nipples

8) Redheads

7) Curvy Girls

6) Girls In Panties

5) Asian

4) Pale Nipples

3) Girls on Bikes

2) Jewish Girls

1) Freckled Girls

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Original post by Lux Alptraum

It’s been a while since we last checked in on Jana Defi—but we’re glad to see she’s as busty—er, happy as ever.

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· Jana Defi in Loaded (sexypix.thumblogger.com)

But I’ll admit that I was curious to see what went on between Rio de Janeiro couple-for-pay Allen and Bruno. Would their love survive despite one’s circumcision and the other’s uncuttitude? The answer, my friends, is Yes. Did I initially look away when Allan fellated the inside of Bruno’s foreskin? Yes. But it was not because I am afraid of new things; it was because Bruno’s penis looked like the dervishy windsock at my local Jeep/Chrysler dealer.

That’s right: “Dervishy windsock.” Don’t say I can’t talk like you.

Three other dreamy Portuguese=speaking couples peel the caps back in this product, but only coverboy Allan has the metal mouth. If that’s not what you’re there for, I’m sure the sight of seven glabrous Brazilians cavorting bareback will do the trick.

In sociopornological terms, this title is a nichebuster. Not only do we have hairless Brazilian twinks, but we also have foreskins and braces. I’d say, “Finally a porn that really looks like America,” but, you know, it’s Brazilian.

WHAT I LEARNED FROM THIS MOVIE: The practice of inserting a penis - even a Brazilian one - into another’s foreskin is called “docking.” Also, it is no surprise that we had to go to Brazil for a bareback movie. That sort of thing is frowned on here. Know what else is frowned on? Cockblock double-docking, which is when two other guys put their penises into the foreskin of the guy you had your eyes on.

· Third World Media (thirdworldxxx.com)
· Buy “Foreskin Frenzy” (gamelink.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

If there’s one thing better than seeing busty babe Karina Hart naked, it’s gotta be seeing busty babe Karina Hart naked… and having sex.

Until about ten minutes ago, we were pretty much convinced that we’d never get the chance to witness that glorious event—for some reason, Karina seemed pretty intent on staying in the softcore scene. But that’s all changed with the release of “Busty Riding Academy,” a movie that manages to combine two of our most favorite loves: women with big boobs and women with big boobs riding horses while topless (and, of course, Karina’s hardcore debut).

Well, we know what we want for the holidays this year.

· “Busty Riding Academy” (trailer @ bustyridingacademy.com, via boobieblog.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Most hootercentric titles lack real soul, settling instead for humongous melons jogging back and forth while high pitched big cock queens practice opera scales before taking a frosting. Lucky for you, this post has both.

For those of you not born in the 70’s, the word “kismet” is Turkish for fate, which means it was prolly once Armenian for the same thing. How’s that for irony? (We’ll have to have someone else explain fondue to you. We’re not sure we’re all that qualified.) Though we most certainly are qualified to tell you about porn director Mark Kismet and his mammary manifesto dropping this week from Hustler Video and that genius Larry Flynt.

These days, a simple Google search for “kismet” will turn up everything but the little known Hustler director, which means he’s almost a shoo-in for a book deal about how terrible it is having to slave in porn, judging from LFP employee’s track records. Until he pens his memoirs, we can simply enjoy his take on the “Busty Beauties” video series (not to be confused with the magazine or the website) with the latest installment, “Delicious Tits.” It just so happens that those are our favorite kind… and boy, are we hungry right now!

Mr. Fate serves up double D helpings of sweater stretching Freudian goodness with succulent milk maids Audrey Bitoni, Carmella, Holly Halston, Phoenix Marie, Priscilla Sin, and Taylor Kurtis getting jiggled every which way in the pink, then smothered in a piping hot coat of creamy white custard. Still, we’re not sure this video illustrates the cosmic principle of determinism so much as reinforces our belief in karma—that is to say, by proving once again what goes around cums around.

Judge for yourself!

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· Hustler Video (hustlervideo.com)

Original post by DCypher

The elite team of scientists over at Boobie Blog have picked up on an interesting phenomenon: busty women really do seem to have a hard time drinking milk. While they’re attempting to secure funding for their study, we’ll be busy doing some supplemental research. (boobieblog.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum