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As common as it is, few people know that the Morse code distress signal SOS was adapted by the German government before it became popularized as an English-language acronym for “Save Our Ship” or, less commonly but somewhat more poetically, “Save Our Souls”. More than a century after its inception, Digital Sin director and monstrously endowed male performer Shane Diesel give the telegraphic phrase a whole new meaning with the “Stretched Out Snatch” series, now it its eighth installment. Sure, it might not be what the 1906 Second International Radiotelegraphic Convention had in mind—but it’s still a sort of distress signal, isn’t it?

In this volume, starlets Alex Dupree, Bree Barrett, Andrea Wild, Bobbi Starr, and Audrey Elson continue the series tradition of featuring unsuspecting girls with a curious streak and a high pain threshold; given their pluck and talent it’s even more disrespectful than usual that they’re referred to as ho’s and tricks on the box cover. But we all know that such wordplay is common in porn as a device to further stroke the male performers’ (and by extension the male viewers’) egos, so maybe we shouldn’t take it too seriously. Though we do have to ask: when you’re possessed of a cock the size of a small fire hydrant as Diesel is, why do you need further ego stroking anyway?

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Digital Sin’s “Stretched Out Snatch 8″ hits the shelves this week.

• Digital Sin/New Sensations (newsensations.com; see “S.O.S. 8″ .wmv trailer here)

Original post by DCypher

Say what you will about pornography, but you have to admit that it’s an honest medium: in a world of ironic this and post-ironic that, you pretty much know what to expect when you pick up a title like, say, “Teens Like It Big”, and not just because you’ve happened to chance upon a preview gallery from the Brazzers website of the same time during your online perambulations. It’s all right there in the title: Teens! Liking It! Big! Really, what else do you need to know?

Well, since we’re here we might as well tell you that “Teens Like It Big” stars such convincing porn teens as Kacey Jordan, Madison Scott, Hailey Young, Nikki Rhodes, Samantha Sin, Madison Ivy, and (most especially) Lexi Belle, all of whom prove in scene after smoldering scene that … well, they really do like it big. Not just “a little oversized” or even “economy size”; we’re talking like Billy Glide, fire hydrant, traffic cone big. Or pretty close, But yeah, big.

So what if the economy is a mess and our foreign policy is in turmoil and the whole world is going to hell in a handbasket? It’s still nice to know that there are at least a few things you can count on—and that watching Lexi Belle have strenuous intercourse with a giant one eyed wonder worm happens to be one of them.

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• Teens Like It Big (teenslikeitbig.com)
• Order: “Teens Like It Big” (adultdvdempire.com)

Original post by DCypher

Aiden Starr, Jaeylin Fox, Lorena Sanchez, Sandra Romaine, and Veronique Vega have more than proved their moxie over the years when it comes to riding some of the most formidable appendages in the business. So it didn’t come as much of a surprise when we found them in the cast list of Hustler’s newest obtusely titled release, “Monster Dicks In Young Chicks”. Unfortunately, Hustler didn’t provide us with more information about director Lex Drill; fortunately, this is yet another one of those DVDs where the title pretty much speaks for itself. So let’s just skip over to the preview gallery and save ourselves the effort of trying to say more about it, shall we?

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• Hustler (hustlerworld.com)

Original post by DCypher

Aiden Starr, Jaeylin Fox, Lorena Sanchez, Sandra Romaine, and Veronique Vega have more than proved their moxie over the years when it comes to riding some of the most formidable appendages in the business. So it didn’t come as much of a surprise when we found them in the cast list of Hustler’s newest obtusely titled release, “Monster Dicks In Young Chicks”. Unfortunately, Hustler didn’t provide us with more information about director Lex Drill; fortunately, this is yet another one of those DVDs where the title pretty much speaks for itself. So let’s just skip over to the preview gallery and save ourselves the effort of trying to say more about it, shall we?

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• Hustler (hustlerworld.com)

Original post by DCypher

In news that will surprise absolutely no one, the two University of Nebraska wrestlers who appeared in those videos at Fratmen.tv that we posted about earlier this week have been dismissed from the Huskers wrestling team, with their coach remarking that “their behavior doesn’t reflect the team’s standard of excellence”. Based on what we’ve seen of them, we think they upheld at least certain standards just fine—maybe he’s just jealous? (ap.google.com; more @ chicagotribune.com)

Original post by Fleshbot