Newseater - Adult Edition

G’day, Australia! Have we told you lately that we love you? Because we do! You’ve got beautiful beaches, all those adorable kangaroos—and of course you gave us “Picnic at Hanging Rock”, which is now a musical! And we almost forgot the best reason to love you: all those hot Aussie athletes like the ones on display at GayFooty. We may not be familiar with the intricacies of your Australian Rules Football or even everyday rugby, but we can plainly see that the players are totally hot. Plus, we speak the international language of “bulge”. Have you thought about giving the site’s webmaster some kind of national achievement medal or something? Surely he deserves it for culling all those sports pics, candids, publicity shots, and magazine scans of sweaty men in action. He’s totally our kind of guy. Uh, we mean bloke. (Did we mention we love the cute way y’all talk down there too?)

• GayFooty: Player Pix (gayfooty.com.au)

Original post by sturtle

Amateur straight guys and pseudo frat dudes and naked sports jocks and fresh-faced porn models may come and go … but David Beckham in his underwear is forever. (Or at least until he takes them off; maybe someday we’ll get to see what that looks like too.) Click thumbnail for more.

(David Beckham for Emporio Armani advertising campaign; photos by Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott courtesy Splash News)

Original post by Fleshbot

We’d love to be able to tell you that the latest wradrobe malfunction (hyperfunction?) to be broadcast live on the BBC involved some studly British rugby platers falling out of their shorts or engaging in hot homoerotic horseplay—but the truth is that the trouser snake on display belonged to 69-year-old “Points of View” host Sir Terry Wogan. (This is what is known in the porn blogging world as a bait and switch.)

The BBC fielded its share of outraged viewer reaction to Sir Terry’s skintight moleskin trousers (”Both my daughter and I (who are in no way prudish) were totally embarrassed to see Terry with very revealing trousers on”), but in addition to the ones who defended his lunchbox display (”Can’t the man have a mid-life crisis in peace?”) we’re sure there were at least a few that were turned on by it as well. After all, not everyone was laughing at that Dick Cheney picture either, you know …

· “Tight-trousered Terry’s wardrobe malfunction sparks BBC complaints” (dailymail.co.uk, via FishbowlNY)

Original post by FLESHBOT

After (finally) hearing the actual voice of our current object of obsession affection Chad White, we can now concentrate on more pressing matters … like a helpfully magnified look at what’s prominently pressed and outlined against his tight Dirk Bikkemberg swimsuit. You know, since we didn’t get to see enough of Chad the first time around. (ohlalaparis.com + queerclick.com)

Original post by Rod McCollum

Um, it appears that some porn stereotypes have been around a lot longer than you realize. Perhaps there is such a thing as too much historical detail. (ectomo.com, via sexornot.blogspot.com)

Original post by FLESHBOT