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As we page our way through all the amateur porno content on the internet, we occasionally find something really special—a standout product, if you will. “The Jude & Latti Show”—something of a porno podcast—is a perfect example. In each episode, the eponymous couple talk about their sex lives, show off their toys, fuck on camera, and (best of all!) take special requests from their viewers. It’s like turning a sex blog into a talk show, only without the boring guests and cute animal acts. (In other words, it’s actually entertaining.)

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· Jude & Latti Show: Episode 1- Bath Time (video.xtube.com)
· The Jude & Latti Show (x02.xtube.com)

Original post by Lux Nightmare

We conclude our three-part study of the Rascal Video-branded Wide-Making Insertion Series with a pair of butt plugs known as The Inmate. The creators of Fleshbot’s “Uncomfortable Porn Stereotypes” tag will be pleased to know that the white one is bigger than the black one — though both look pretty goddamn uncomfortable (at first).

See more snaps after the gap.

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Having watched “Oz” for the pointers and Rita Moreno, we know that the twin cornerstones of our nation’s penal system are shivs and butt sex. So naming these plugs “The Inmate” is as sound a marketing decision as calling a vibrator “The Alexander Scriabin”.

Measuring 8.25″ x 2.5″ and 7.25″ x 2″, the white (or “natural”) and black models, respectively, are great for warding off enemies or welcoming challenging new friends.

Why the lighter-colored one is known as “Natural” (as opposed to …?) is a subject for Fleshbot’s Big Book of Racial Sexuality.

· Buy The Rascal Inmate (channel1releasing.com)
· Topco Sales (topcosales.us)

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Previously: Marital Aid Test Kitchen: (Beware The) Rascal Links XL Butt Plug, Marital Aid Test Kitchen: The Rascal Doubleteamer

Original post by Gram Ponante

The dildo is a very utilitarian device that generally does its business with very little fanfare. Of course, there are sex toy artistes who craft elaborate artifacts too fancy or delicate to actually stick in any hole—and then there are the even smaller handful of companies that create stylish toys that look just as good on your nightstand as they do strapped to the end of a leather harness. Babes-n-Horny is one such store that has a friendly and colorful line of products for those who like a little flash with their fun—and don’t mind paying for stuff in British pounds. They also get bonus points for providing shoppers with detailed stats on each of their products (like average diameter and “workable length”) and giving us a new usage for the word “penetralia”; their happy rainbow vibe (not, you know, vibe) makes it almost impossible for us to not share their enthusiasm for helping people get off. Oh, joy!

· Babes-n-Horny (babes-n-horny.com, via fluffysex.blogspot.com)

Previously: Art Vibes: Jamie Hewlett For JimmyJane, Sex Toys Of The Stars: Sophia Santi and Shay Jordan, Marital Aid Test Kitchen Archive

Original post by FLESHBOT

Speaking of celebrity butt plugs, the folks who helped you stick Paris Hilton up your ass are proud to introduce their latest L. Ron version, complete with a remote control and flashing hypno eyes. We’re waiting for the Xenu model ourselves, though we’re not certain our assholes are advanced enough to take it yet. (celebritybuttplugs.com)

Original post by FLESHBOT

The “Parass Hilton” Butt Plug Jailbird Edition would’ve been a lot more amusing had we come across it a month or so ago … but it’s already sold out, meaning that there are at least some folks out there who appreciate opportunistic sex novelty items more than we do. (tmz.com; more hot celebrity butt plug action here.)

Original post by FLESHBOT