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Pockets of Porno-Americans popped up across the Los Angeles Basin this week to tweak the bums of supervllains, run in traffic, and get their asses beat with crops and flanges. More than anything, it reminded us that an open bar and Bobbi Starr go great together.

Lest you thought you were watching yet another reason for the mothballing of Guantanamo Bay, the mass ass-presentation of (from left) Ava Rose, Bobbi Starr, Bree Olson, Trinity Post, and Mika Tan to the cruel whips of Nina Hartley and Claire Adams that led this story was in honor of the release of “O2: The Surrender of O.”

Here Adams scandalizes the proper Hartley with some ribaldry.

At the Webmaster Access West convention, an annual get-together of Internet nerds who happen to own the porn industry, The Internet’s Ashley Steele poses with two eskimo girls from the affiliate program Flashcash. Who cares if she can’t see Russia from her house?

Then Bobbi Starr returned at Hollywood’s Golden Apple Comics to launch Nerdcore’s 2009 calendar (she’s Miss November). As you can see, here she is attempting to fist the Silver Surfer.

Finally, we caught geektrix extraordinaire Justine Joli trying to leave the city of Los Angeles. “If you try to keep me,” she did not say, “you never really had me.”

Original post by Gram Ponante

There appear to be some irregularities with this wet t-shirt contest due to the fact that most of the contestants are no longer wearing t-shirts. We’ll go ahead and say it—all this cheating in the Olympics has really gotten out of hand. (hornybin.com, via blography)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

As the lithe Audrey Elson might tell you, sometimes the best outfit is no outfit at all. Lounging on the set of the Anabolic production of director Ivan’s “Creampie Explosions 3″ (Yes, they said it couldn’t be made), the 5′10″ Elson makes a good case for never wearing anything again. Join us after the gap for more popshots, in which we show porn stars not as the world sees them but how they really are.

Elson and Sascha - America’s hardest-working male German porn performer! - discuss an issue common to every couple: whither creampie?

Across town, tiny Destiny dons a kabuki mask and a strap-on (read my article in September’s Atlantic Monthly: Rejected Kiss Army Accessories) for David Aaron Clark’s “Asia Noir 6.”

The striking Coco Velvett slowly melted into that couch for the next 45 minutes as Destiny turned into a demon.

In posh Bel-Air, bite-sized Teagan modeled her new breasts for photographer Holly Randall. “They actually bunce when I run,” said Teagan.

Meanwhile, Roxy DeVille says, “Hello, Fleshbot Readers!”

“People would tell me about your ass, Teagan, ” said the towering DeVille, “but I really had to see it to believe it. Oh My Fucking God.”

Original post by Gram Ponante

As the lithe Audrey Elson might tell you, sometimes the best outfit is no outfit at all. Lounging on the set of the Anabolic production of director Ivan’s “Creampie Explosions 3″—yes, they said it couldn’t be made—the 5′10″ Elson makes a good case for never wearing anything again.

Join us after the gap for more Popshots, in which we show porn stars not as the world sees them but how they really are.

. . .

Elson and Sascha—America’s hardest-working male German porn performer!—discuss an issue common to every couple: Whither creampie?

Across town, tiny Destiny dons a kabuki mask and a strap-on (read my article in September’s Atlantic Monthly: Rejected Kiss Army Accessories) for David Aaron Clark’s “Asia Noir 6.”

The striking Coco Velvett slowly melted into that couch for the next 45 minutes as Destiny turned into a demon.

In posh Bel-Air, bite-sized Teagan modeled her new breasts for photographer Holly Randall. “They actually bunce when I run,” said Teagan.

Meanwhile, Roxy DeVille says, “Hello, Fleshbot Readers!”

“People would tell me about your ass, Teagan, ” said the towering DeVille, “but I really had to see it to believe it. Oh My Fucking God.”

Original post by Gram Ponante

As the tipster who sent us a link to these photos of Israeli model and professional glamourpuss Bar Refaeli on vacation in St. Tropez said in an email today, “If the subject line ‘Bar Refaeli In A Bikini‘ didn’t get you to click, I give up.” Mission accomplished! (Besides, we couldn’t think of anything more to add—for some reason, we’re sort of feeling speechless all of a sudden.) (lessclothes.com)

Original post by Fleshbot