Newseater - Adult Edition

Our car-obsessed little brother Jalopnik has started a discussion about the best pornstar car out on the market (meaning, a car that pornstars would drive in their day-to-day lives, not a car that you’d want to watch having sex). Jalopnik favors the Zimmer for stars of the adult world, but we’re not so sure that anyone should be driving one of those. Since we know very little about cars, we won’t even try to suggest a ride for any of our Crush Objects—instead, we decided to do a little research and find out what kind of cars pornstars actually drive. View our findings after the jump (and yes, there is someone who drives a Hummer).

Lexi Love: Truck

Katja Kassin: Audi

Marie Luv: Infinti FX35

Dana DeArmond: Prius

Mia Rose: 06′ Nissan 350z Touring edition

Adrenalynn: 07′ Hummer limited edition truck

Roxy DeVille: 2007 Honda CRV

Ginger Lee: Dodge Grand Caravan, Chevy full size van, and a Ford Explorer Sport Track

Jana Jordan: 1969 Mercury Cyclone and 04 Infiniti

Tyler Knight: Mustang V8

Joanna Angel: Nissan Sentra

· What’s The Best Pornstar Car? (jalopnik.com)
· What kind of car do pornstars have? (adultdvdtalk.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

The Guardian UK looked at the sexual allure of cars this weekend with a piece by the author of “Cars: Freedom, Style, Sex, Power, Motion, Colour, Everything”—complete with references to the smell of leather and hot oil and a list of “The 10 sexiest cars ever”, not a single one of which was made past the year 1968. We’re really jealous that we never got to do it in the back seat of a 1951 Lancia Aurelia H20 GT all of a sudden. (guardian.co.uk, image via Car Stuck Girls)

Original post by Violet Blue

Why would a gallery that specializes in the art of fetishes and sexual expression, host an exhibition about America and its fascination with cars? We do like to drive, but it’s not like people sexualize their sleek, curvy automobiles or try to make actual physical love to those cherry bomb machines. Oh … right. Never mind. (antebellum.us.ms + buzzine.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

One time, when we were driving across the country, our car broke down in the middle of the night on a lonely back country road. We eventually managed to get it fixed, but … well, let’s just say that we can totally understand where this young lady is coming from. Your mileage may vary. (PS - We joined AAA the moment we got home.).

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· Teen Blows Mechanic (megarotic.com)

Original post by Lux Nightmare

We wondered why it took “Fuck Truck” so long to arrive, what with all the “Bang” Boats and Buses out there and the “Autobang Sluts” and the Mile-High Club and “Dirty Aeroflot Honeys” (Well, we made up that last one, but at least we didn’t say “Mopedophiles”). Then we realized that “Fuck Truck” was cast-off or deleted footage from other movies, which is why it lacks what Pauline Kael called “truck continuity.”

Shot by Jim Powers, “Fuck Truck” at the very least has some larger-than-a-car conveyance in each scene, and I guess you could say that the movie, filmed in part as a behind the scenes look at a recent tour of the punk band The Bad Samaritans, is a kind of travelogue.

And without “Fuck Truck,” the world probably wouldn’t have been allowed to see cutting room floor footage of the impaired Holly Wellin cavorting in the desert. You’d think she went to Wellesley College!

And it’s not that Brooke Scott, Cassidy Blue, Desire Moore, and Holly Wellin aren’t exactly the type of people I’d want along on a road trip, I just think that having a truck in each scene is a weak concept for a porn movie. Unless the talent is having sex with the truck.

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· Buy “The Fuck Truck” (jerkoffzone.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante