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Thanks to Showtime’s incessant rebroadcasting of the 2008 AVN Awards, most heterosexualist audiences may be forgiven for thinking that Chi Chi LaRue is a failed Vegas lounge singer who marked the end of the show with a hysteria-inducing performance of a song we are pretty sure was titled “Tranny Girls Rock”. But since we here at Fleshbot cover both sides of the waterfront, we know that Chi Chi is an eminently respected gay porn director and safer sex advocate who has also dipped his/her heels into the straight porn world on occasion until giving up that end of the business a few years ago over the lack of condom use in most hetero-flavored smut. Good thing that “Where The Boys Aren’t” doesn’t fall into that category!

The concept of having a larger-than-life drag queen direct a Sapphic porn spectacular isn’t as farfetched as it may sound; after all, there isn’t a single girl in the cast who couldn’t learn a thing or two from Chi Chi about applying waterproof mascara or keeping lipstick off their teeth and still looking fabulous. And with the lack of male partners—and hence no need for condoms—there’s nothing to get anyone’s panties in a twist over!

“Where The Boys Aren’t 19″ (subtitled “Arabian Nights”) stars Tera Patrick in all her glory as the Lady in the Lamp, who gets rubbed by costars including Briana Banks, Monique Alexander, Lexi Marie, Tawny Roberts, Mercedez, Lyndsey and Lacey Love, Lanny Barby, award-winning vintner Savanna Samson, and the amazing disappearing Stefani Morgan. And if that lineup isn’t enough to make you wish you were there (whether you’re a boy or not), maybe the exclusive preview gallery Vivid was nice enough to share with us will.

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“Where The Boys Aren’t 19″ will be released later this month.

• Vivid (vividvideo.com)
• Order: “Where The Boys Aren’t 19″ (Adult DVD Empire)

Original post by DCypher

One more reason why New York City ain’t what it used to be: not only are there no more leather bars, there are fewer and fewer places to have hot anonymous sex these days too. If we didn’t get to break out our leather armbands and watch Chi Chi LaRue and assorted porn boys roll into town every now and then for events like Folsom Street East this weekend, we might as well be living in, like, Cleveland or something! (Though something tells us they have more leather bars and anonymous sex than we do anyway.) (villagevoice.com; FSE photos by istolethetv @ flickr.com)

Original post by Fleshbot

Sure, you might think you know everything there is to know about legendary porn directrix Chi Chi LaRue already, but as this new two-part interview makes clear s/he’s a lot more than a fabulous collection of wigs, a couple of tubes of mascara, and an unwavering commitment to safer sex. (OK, so maybe you didn’t know just how strong Chi Chi’s commitment to safer sex really was. See? Don’t say we never taught you anything.) (menofcolor.blogs.com; see Part 2 here)

Original post by Fleshbot

This morning we discovered three hot, meaty, semi-naked asses perched atop the infamous Pile Of Porn Screeners in the lobby of Fleshbot Central. Then we yelled at our interns for playing King of the Mountain on our swag. (Note to selves: purchase more complex coffee machinery to occupy interns’ time.) After Tom, Dick, and Sanjay moseyed off, we discovered three more asses atop the pile—though this time those asses were fully naked and not quite so prone to ask for afternoons off so they can pick up their boyfriends from band practice. In fact, these asses were featured on the cover of Chi Chi LaRue’s “Butt Munch 2″, a VHS “classic” recently released on DVD. We’re not so sure about the implication that 1999 is somehow “vintage”, but other than that, there’s plenty to like …

1. Truth in advertising: The butts depicted are of highly munchable quality.

2. Color scheme: The jock straps worn by the cast are black, white and red—which are, quite frankly, the only appropriate colors for jocks. Not to mention cars, shoes, and handbags.

3. The subtitle: “Back to the Crack” totally cracks us up. And it rhymes!

4. Spike!

5. The spin-off possibilities: Maybe we’re still drunk from breakfast, but we think “Chi Chi LaRue’s ‘Butt Munch 2′” is the perfect title for a children’s book. Check that cadence! We’ve got Sanjay working on the storyline, which centers around rhymes of rim/him, cock/jock, sniff/whiff, and droop/poop (though that last one still has to clear the editoral board). Look out, Heather: your two mommies are getting some stiff competition.

· Chi Chi LaRue’s “Butt Munch 2″ (Channel 1 Releasing)

Original post by sturtle

After using one of these to shoot down that rogue satellite last week, the U.S. Navy went back to its quarters and did exactly what the Village People knew they would. The Rascal Links XL butt plug (developed by Topco and Chi Chi LaRue Laboratories) is designed to be as memorable going in as coming out.

Read our concerns about it after the gap.

15.5″ of SensaFirm, a thermal plastic elastomer concoction, in the form of five tapered ass pyramids and a convenient pull tab make this device a formidable guest in one’s ass.

Holding it gently by its ring, the delightful Ava Rose indicated that our relationship hadn’t yet proceeded to the Rascal stage.

“Let’s just be friends,” she said.

For enthusiasts with time on their hands and space up their butts, the Rascal is a challenging treat. Remember, though, that Sensafirm is a porous material, difficult to clean. Bacteria find purchase in porous material easily, so use with water-based lubricant (for the love of Zod, please use lubricant), and clean after each use.

· Buy ther Rascal XL (searchsextoys.com)
· Topco Sales” (topcosales.us

Original post by Gram Ponante