Newseater - Adult Edition

Here’s something even Scrooge can enjoy: gorgeous ladies reading Dickens’ “A Christmas Carol” wearing nothing but the obligatory saucy Santa hat.

A few nights ago in Chicago, the Naked Girls Reading group sat down to read the classic tale of ghosts and giving, and they plan to repeat the event every year. Yay for new holiday traditions! You don’t have to like Christmas, Santa Claus, or even hot chocolate, but everyone loves the promotion of naked literacy.

·: More photos at Naked Girls Reading: Photo gallery (timeoutny.com)

Original post by Ottimo Massimo

In our second installment of porny summer drinks we’ve added a variation: What if the porn star is a garnish? Join us after the gap for more drinks of the Wicked Girls and something we’re calling a Cuba Luna.

Witchy Chicago fetish hottie Morgana Moon gets all sweaty in what appears to be a rec room Dad never got around to finishing, probably because he discovered Internet porn like this.

Moon is driddled with Bacardi prior to being fucked (depriving us of an easy Captain Morgana joke) to the song stylings of the band Serpent Libertine

I cannot escape it
I am under your spell
And a day without you
IS MY PERSONAL HELL!
I stare at this tombstone
And I wonder why
How come everyone that i love
HAS TO DIE!

(Crybaby. Now I need a drink…)

But what about two-time pirate Evan Stone? Will his drink be a Captain and Coke?

“I like frozen margaritas,” the dreamboat said, here seen explaining to Tommy Gunn that he, too, likes tequila - he just doesn’t want to shoot it.

Salt?

“No salt,” he said significantly.

As meaningful as this was, it was Alektra Blue and jessica drake - neither of whom is a redhead - who turned us on to Red-headed Sluts, which is Jagermeister and pomegranate juice on the rocks.

I would do anything drake suggested, so I tried one immediately. It knocked the capital letters out of me.

Original post by Gram Ponante

Time Out New York’s not the only city guide that can put together a sex issue: their sibling publication Time Out Chicago has followed suit, with a special issue focusing on the intersection of food and sex. The issue’s jampacked with useful information: reviews of aphrodisiacs, advice on putting together the perfect whipped cream bikini, tips for getting it on with your fruit and veggie friends, and some steamy stories of sex in the kitchen. Dinner (and lunch, and breakfast, and snack time) will never be the same again.

· Time Out Chicago: Hungry For Sex? (timeout.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Olde skoole gay porn enthusiasts take note: Chicago’s notable (and notorious) Bijou Theater will host a mini film festival next week featuring the work of decidedly non-mini porn legend Michael Christopher. His name may not ring as many bells as Al Parker and Lee Ryder do, but that chiseled, beefy physique and that ginormous wang will probably give you the appropriate flashbacks. (Not to mention that bushy ’80s ‘do, which seems to be another motif around here this week.) Screenings include “Pleasure Beach”, “Juice”, and “A Few Good Men”—and Bijou’s selling a pass to all three for just $20. At that price, can you afford not to remember him? (bijouworld.com + AVN)

Original post by sturtle

Since we’re drawn to words here at Fleshbot almost as much as we’re turned on by a good sense of humor (looking at naked boobs all day is really just an excuse to write funny things about them, honest!), we were immediately intrigued by the title of Chicago artist K Leo’s online portfolio. Finally, an art nude photographer who didn’t take himself quite so seriously! Which isn’t to say that the photos on display at Mirth And Beauty aren’t professional or anything—on the contrary, they’re among the most technically accomplished (and sexiest) art nudes we’ve come across lately. And while K Leo’s definition of mirth may not include things like naked babes in clown makeup, there’s still more than enough beauty in his work to make us smile. When one of your subjects is a Chicago burlesque performer named Kitten Kaboodle, it’s hard not to.

• (mirthandbeauty.com, via Indie Nudes)
• Thumbnail star: Arwag)

Original post by Fleshbot