Newseater - Adult Edition

Truth be told, this is no video. This is Durex’s tribute to the sweet and strange sounds of success.

Why would Durex use this advertisement to sell condoms in China? We’re not sure. Maybe they’re trying to embed subliminal links between condom use and multiple orgasms. Or, more realistically, they’re giving the public the sex they want without running into censorship issues (yet). Either way, everyone can appreciate a quick sampler of orgasms (even if we’re most comfortable with “American style”).

· Durex China: Enjoy moaning (adsoftheworld.com)
· Durex (durex.com)
· Unrelated audiophile pic via Little Liana (galleries.littleliana.com)

Original post by Ottimo Massimo

Over the years, porn has gone through many technical innovations—the internet! HD porn! Mobile porn!—so we’re half surprised to learn that it’s taken this long to see the launch of 3D porn.

Seriously, 3D porn? Isn’t that something that should have been done back in the fifties, when 3D technologically actually seemed like something new and impressive? Is there some reason that people have waited this long to combine the power of porn with the power of 3D technology?

Oh right, there is: nobody wants 3D porn.

· 3D porn to revolutionise industry (livenews.co.au, via Gizmodo)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Internet giant Google China issues formal apology for being too slow, in the Chinese government’s estimation, to remove all links to porn sites from its search engine.

The crackdown on websites that are “threatening morals by spreading pornography and vulgarity” continues in China, targeting sites like Baidu, Google and Sina.com. TV reports actually showed government officials hauling digital equipment from offices. We’re glad we live in the good ole U S of A. Even though our own government may have made us sad for a good, oh, eight years, at least we still have our porn!

Via The Register: Sci/Tech News for the World. (theregister.co.uk)

Original post by auryn

Xiao Yun may have set some pulses racing with her scantily clad fundraising, but Kappa Girl—the latest sex scandal to emerge from the People’s Republic—puts the budding philanthropist to shame with her honest-to-goodness sex tape.

It all started about a month and a half ago, when a twelve minute long video of “Kappa Girl” (named after her place of employment) made its way onto the internet. The Chinese people were overcome by love (or at least lust-fueled curiosity), rocketing Kappa Girl to fame—fame which only increased as she created a blog to defend herself (and post more sexy pictures). The Kappa store, however, was less than enthralled with their newfound mascot, and chose to fire her from her position; the Chinese police were similarly unimpressed, and threw Kappa Girl in jail when it was determined that she herself was responsible for leaking the video onto the internet (which, remember, is illegal in China).

But wait! There’s a silver lining! London-based Harmony Films has taken note of Kappa Girl’s plight, and offered the budding starlet her very own contract. Which we’re sure she’ll jump on… you know, just as soon as she gets out of jail.

And they said no good could come out of a sex tape scandal!

· ‘Kappa Girl’ fired for sex video (shanghaiist.com)
· ‘Kappa Girl’ detained by Shanghai police (shanghaiist.com)
· Adult entertainment studio Harmony Films wants to offer ‘Kappa Girl’ a real job (shanghaiist.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum