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HeatSeek Launches New Porn Browsing Missile Program [Tools]

Posted in Software, tools, computers, AB, straight, teh internets on September 23rd, 2008

Remember HeatSeek, the adult web browser? (How could you forget?) Well, the powers that be have released a brand new version (1.3.3.4 — apparently someone’s really fond of the period key) that’s even better! What’s new? Well, among other things, you can download and keep Flash videos from almost any website—including CNN, which is totes where we get all our hottest porn. Of course, it’s still PC only. So maybe we can’t have everything. (heatseek.com)


Original post by Lux Alptraum

Fleshmap: The Data Of Desire [Art]

Posted in art, artists, computers, AB, straight, polysexual, conceptual, Datamapping on August 22nd, 2008

You might think you’re already an expert when it comes to the way sex and human bodies look and feel—after all, you’re reading Fleshbot, aren’t you? But datamapping artists Fernanda Viégas and Martin Wattenberg’s Fleshmap series may help you visualize those things in ways you’ve never thought about before: their “Touch” project “reveal(s) a map of sensual desire with multiple focal points and islands of excitement”, while “Look” “explores individuality and the hidden surprises that each body reveals when bared”. If it all sounds a little too abstract to you from the description, not to worry: the curiously beautiful body part mosaics and nipple matrices that result can simply be enjoyed for their visual qualities even if the actual methodology the artists use to generate them escape you. And at the very least, it should give you something else to think about when looking at bodies the old fashioned way gets a little boring. (Hey, you never know.)

Fleshmap: Studies Of Desire (fleshmap.com, via tinynibbles.com


Original post by Fleshbot

The Teeny Weeny USB drive would the perfect … [Computers]

Posted in found, shopping, technology, penis, geeks, computers, AB, Nerds, straight on May 1st, 2008

2008_05_01_drive.jpgThe Teeny Weeny USB drive would the perfect place to hide your porn if your porn collection didn’t require more hard drive space than the Library of Congress. And you can save the jokes about “pulling out early,” because they made that one already. (teenyweenydrive.com)


Original post by Dashiell Bennett

The “Deep Throat Fight Club” contest pits … [Teh Internets]

Posted in censorship, computers, AB, straight, teh internets on April 14th, 2008

2008_04_14_block.jpgThe “Deep Throat Fight Club” contest pits web filtering companies against each other to find out which one is the best at recognizing and blocking porn. Do you we could get them do the same thing for us, but like … the opposite? (techworld.com + untangle.com)


Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Ever wish you could control your computer … [Computers]

Posted in found, technology, computers, AB, straight, Fleshlight, teh future, Videogame on April 10th, 2008

2008_04_10_fleshlight.jpgEver wish you could control your computer with your peen? (Really, who hasn’t?) Finally, someone’s created a way to do just that: the Interactive Fleshlight, which our pal qDot at Slashdong reminds us “is an input /only/ device”. And not only can you use your joystick as a, uh, joystick … you can also play a crappy sex game with it! What will they think of next? (slashdong.org)


Original post by Lux Nightmare