Newseater - Adult Edition

First off, we were so impressed with last week’s efforts that we are moving to Philadelphia to fondle the left ball of Duncan Doughnut and perform an Ass Meld on our sneeze reflex. But it’s a new week in a litigious world, and Zero Tolerance has clearly forgotten about a certain lawsuit-happy Cupertino company in naming its latest “Apple Bottomz.” After all, one look at Gina Lynn and it’s an easy jump to “How many USB devices can I daisy chain from her ass? Like, 128?” Your job this week, then, is to rename this movie as if it were either a Beatles lyric or a computer product. Having trouble? Your mother should know.

· Zero Tolerance (zerotolerance.com)
· Buy “Apple Bottomz” (gamelink.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

As you consider what’s happening to Kristie Creame, be thankful that the title of this movie has nothing to do with the fact that a black man is doing it. But see, also, that he has his left hand on her right cheek, as if trying to reconcile the sides of his brain that deal with the maths and the ass.

If you are successful like last week’s winner, you will tell us (one entry per person, please) what this dude is doing with his right hand.

· Evasive Angles (evasiveangles.com)
· See the real title (gamelink.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

We’re an enlightened group of people here, right? Remember when your wife sat on my lap at the dinner party and you were uncomfortable but we all got over it? That’s what I mean. But now and then there is a porn title even we First Amendment Patriots quail at.

This week’s WWFRD entry is such a title. Your job today is to view the actual title and creatively soften it (the first step is to remove the too-easy “#2″) for consumption by people who think the original might have gone too far. And you are further challenged to do it with one entry, much as we were wowed by last week’s winner.(Though feel free to tell your friends about it.)

· Hush Hush Entertainment (hush-hushentertainment.com)
· See the Real Title (if you dare) (gamelink.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

The election’s just around the corner—have you picked your candidate yet? Wait, Obama who? No, we’re talking about the Sun’s Bikini Babes 2008 competition. It’s already down to a mere 30 finalists! You’d better make your decision wisely… we’re pretty sure the fate of the free world depends on this one. (page3.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Sometimes the porn version can only be better. It happened with “The Da Vinci Load” and, we will probably admit, “Pirates II”. So it is reasonable to expect that a TV show that is already so popular with transsexuals—and which features an actual transgender contestant in its current cycle—would be as good if not better for the people who love transsexuals in a pornified offering.

As you know, all trannies like the top, so this title is redundant. But your job this week is to provide the ultimate porn ripoff of an existing title. Can you do it? Will you do it? This isn’t just watercooler conversation, as last week’s winner MalzyWheels knows: this is for realz.

• Goodfellas Productions (virtualtranny.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante