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Milves turning their adult daughters into prostitutes, and then getting the process filmed. Is there anything we cannot accomplish with our positive outlook and entrepreneurial zeal? No. There is nothing. Thanks, GawkerMedia-sponsored Anthony Robbins seminar! But now the question is: What would you not want to see in your porn? Fleshbot readers like last week’s winner worked overtime. Now you must tell us what would get you the opposite of off.

· Evasive Angles (evasiveangles.com)
· Buy “Mama Turned Me Out 3″ (gamelink.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

When Moxxie Maddron offered her fans a behind the scenes look at the making of a Moxxie Maddron porno, we were impressed. But she’s gone even further than that: effective immediately, Moxxie will be offering one subscriber a month the chance for some in the scenes action. Yes, kids: if you’re a subscriber to MoxxieMaddron.com, you’ve automatically been entered for the chance to be a performer on MoxxieMaddron.com. Talk about breaking the fourth wall!

· Contest Rules (moxxiemaddron.com, via avn.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Dirty, dirty, dirty. Nice girls don’t do it, and their partners daren’t ask. That is why anal access is the highest (or lowest) rung on porn’s ladder. In fact, even the word “rung” sounds dirty in this context. And there is no greater anal acrobat than Belladonna, who sports a big black eye a few feet above her brown one, emphasizing the fact that the bum is the final frontier for sexual thrill seekers. So your job this week is to rename this title according to a favorite book from your K-12 reading list (and we’ll close out the Steinbeck category by removing “Cannery Row” from contention).

· Evil Angel (evilangel.com)
· Buy “Belladonna’s Butthole Whores 3″ (gamelink.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

We’ve all watched pornos and thought, “Gee, that’s not so hard… I could totally do that!” Well, kids, now’s your chance to prove it. AVN has just announced their first ever Erotic Film Festival, a chance for unknown erotic filmmakers to make a name for themselves (and maybe make some cash in the process). Your seven minute film could be your ticket to a big studio deal. Just try to be creative, okay? Your pirates battling Sarah Palin while Eliot Spitzer barters for a hooker idea sounds great… but we have a feeling its been done.

· AVN Erotic Film Festival 2009 (avnfilmfest.com)
· Thumbnail star via Ask Jolene

Original post by Lux Alptraum

While we’ve been readying ourselves for our Supreme Commandress election this coming Tuesday, the team at FHM has been setting up for a different—though still important—sort of poll. They’ve selected the 100 hottest girls of High Street, now it’s up to you to narrow that hundred down to but a single pick. Choose wisely: this is the kind of thing that changes lives. (fhm.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum