Newseater - Adult Edition

Ogling the babes of the Nerdcore calendar has become something of an annual (and much beloved) tradition for us here at Fleshbot HQ. With its beautiful photography, stunning models, and actual nudity, the premiere source for geeky cheesecake has set itself apart from the pack two years in a row now, and this year looks to be no different. After saluting video games and superheroes, Nerdcore has set its sights on sci-fi. Which, if you think about it, is a totally natural choice—seriously, have you seen the alien babes of “Star Trek”?

As in past years, the calendar lists important nerdy dates: movie release dates, San Diego Comic-Con, Alternative Press Expo, and the birthdays of noted sci-fi luminaries. We can’t think of a more fitting way to celebrate Jean-Luc Picard’s birthday than by studying geek goddess Justine Joli’s dilithium crystals. Can you? Preview gallery after the jump.

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· Totally Nerdcore 2009 Calendar (totallynerdcore.com)

Original post by Lux Alptraum

Whether you’re a crime fighter, a daredevil or a Mexican wrestler, protecting your identity is important. Even the people who are closest to you must not know the truth, or all your good deeds could be compromised by more uncharitable souls. However … even heroes need to get laid. Unfortunately, that means restricting your dating partners to those who are into cosplay, but at least they can’t complain that you aren’t willing to add a little excitement to the bedroom. The cape is a bit too much though, don’t you think?

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· “masked man” (RedTube)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

The vampire girls, daughters of evil Lord Drakul, are the target of the wicked cosplay Fleshers.

So who do we root for in “Kiss Attack,” this comic art/porn/hip hop/rave/drag effort by artist Carlos Batts and his wife, the zaftig April Flores, who plays lead vampire babe Ms. Sangre? Well, in that Sangre’s sisters include Sasha Grey, Sara Vandella, and a woman named La Cholita, we vote for the bloodsuckers, stupid.

Batts enlisted the help of New Mexico artist Nathan Carlisle, whose splendid animations fleshed out characters (like Drakul) that budget restrictions prevented from human depiction.

But where “Kiss Attack” really succeeds (as it should) is in its sex scenes, each with its own color palette, such as this one with the pale and lush Sara Vandalla and this vivid (small v) exchange with Sasha Grey.

Do we really learn anything new about vampires in “Kiss Attack”? Er, no. But they’re a fuckload sexier than werewolves.

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· Carlos Batts (carlosbatts.com)
· Buy “Kiss Attack”@ Amazon (yes, amazon.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

We tried to find you some hot French Revolution porn to help celebrate Bastille Day today; we came up with this assortment of very odd 18th century “mature” cosplay smut instead. Hey, at least we tried. If you close your eyes, you can pretend they’re at least speaking French if you want to—in fact, closing your eyes might be the best way to deal with this stuff anyway. (TGP.preview galleries @ retromature.com, via Ask Jolene)

Original post by Fleshbot

If Iron Man, The Hulk, Batman, Hellboy, Indiana Jones, Maxwell Smart, and Carrie Bradshaw can’t satisfy your superhero fix this summer, here’s one more thing that might help: 50 pictures of hot chicks dressed like Wonder Woman. Trust us, though—that “tie me up with your golden lasso!” pickup line never works. (bamkapow.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett