Newseater - Adult Edition

Why are naughty French maids such a potent sexual fantasy? Is it because deep down in our hearts we know that sex is dirty and unclean and so we feel the need to fetishize the very act of purifying our surroundings, and even our very souls? Or is it as simple as that old Seinfeld joke: “It’s a woman in your room”? Whatever it is that makes it so exciting, you never have to look far to find a pornographic excuse to be caught being a very filthy boy or girl. You are filthy, aren’t you? So why not let these sexy ladies (found with a little help from our friends at Your Dirty Mind) tidy up a bit?

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· Hot Kinky Maid 1

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· Tiffany Brookes

· “Sexy Maids - stripping out of their underwear” (yourdirtymind.com)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

People who think that Japanese schoolgirl cafes—you know, those cosplay restaurants where waitresses dress up like schoolgirls to the delight of horny old businessmen—are sexist and demeaning can all rest easy, because Tokyo now has its own schoolboy cafe. See, we’re all equals again! (brisbanetimes.com.au)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

This gallery of a Japanese cosplay babe playing with a Japanese cosplay doll that looks just like her is freaking is us out a little bit. Like what if there was a tiny little doll-sized version of you and someone was playing with it right now? That’d be far out, man. (Kotaku)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

While we certainly enjoyed our wanderings in the desert last week, it did distract us from one of favorite workday pastimes—searching for weird Japanese porn videos. Now, maybe it isn’t that weird to ask a young woman to put on a fast food restaurant uniform before “ordering the combo meal,” but it some how feels more appropriate coming from the land where costume play is a way of life. Of course, our way of life is eating cheap and fatty foods, but that’s a whole other issue.

· “Japanese Girl in Working Uniform” (RedTube)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Original post by Fleshbot

Don’t you just love the History Channel? Their re-enactment’s of great moments from the long lost past are not only informative (and realistic!) they’re highly entertaining. Where else would you learn about the sad French princess who was imprisoned in a cage of sexual frustration, where even facials must be delivered on cold wrought iron. It’s sexy, because it’s true! We also heard that she gives great helmet.

· “Lady In The Iron Mask” (Megarotic)
· Lady in the Iron Mask (action-dvd.com)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archives

Original post by FLESHBOT