Newseater - Adult Edition

The whole point of porn is to see people without their clothes. But sometimes—and don’t get mad at us for saying this—full-on nudity is a little bit boring. If the clothes make a man, itty bitty pieces of neon spandex make the porn star. But porn stars don’t always choose their clothing wisely. And hat’s why we’re here with our new Fleshbot Fashin Police feature: to critique porn star fashion. (But with love!)

We have much love for both Jenna Haze and Courtney Cummz, who have appeared together and apart in plenty of porn movies and on lots of box covers. Sometimes they look great, and sometimes … well, let’s just say they make Questionable Choices. Check out their alleged crimes after the jump. - Audacia Ray

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Suspects:
Courtney Cummz and Jenna Haze

Charged with:
Fetishwear abuse in the first degree

The Evidence:

“Meet the Fuckers 8″
Teal and black coordinating outfits are cute and clever in concept, and the color suits both Jenna and Courtney. But why are both of these lovely ladies wearing bell-bottomed chaps made out of garbage bags? Trying something a little different than thigh high stockings is brave, but this? No no no!

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict: EQUAL FAIL.

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“Jenna & Courtney”
Courtney’s cute little red panties with fake rhinestone belt are made infinitely cuter by the suspenders attached to them. This underwear is definitely porn star outer wear, because how would you wear it under something? You’d have to strip down every time you needed to pee. Though we suspect Photoshop foul play because there’s no way panties with suspenders would not cause camel toe, Courtney is rocking a fashionably different look—and totally one-ups Jenna, who is just wearing boring old fishnet.

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict COURTNEY CUMMZ FTW!

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“POV Centerfolds 5″
You know how the fashion mags are always saying that you should remove one accessory before you leave the house so you’re not totally overdoing it? Courtney Cummz should pay attention to that (and no, the accessory we’re talking about isn’t her panties).Ladies in men’s wear are totally hot, but this pink faux tie has got to go.

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict COURTNEY CUMMZ FAIL.

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“Massive Facials”
On this cover, Jenna Haze shows Courtney Cummz how it’s done. Her accessorizing is pretty much perfect - we might even go so far as to say that she’s donning classy bling. Though the combination of lace and fishnets can sometimes be questionable, it works here. This is a great example of porn star outfitting - plenty of cute and interesting elements but not too much clutter. And she’s topless, which is always a good fashion statement as far as we can tell.

Fleshbot Fashion Police Verdict JENNA HAZE FTW!

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(Spotted a pornstar fashion do or don’t in your wanderings? Drop us a line in the comments!)

Original post by Fleshbot

Where else but in porn would a reference to a 30-year-old video game get any traction as a movie title? This blowjob vehicle (directed by the ready-for-anything Courtney Cummz) has the perfect title. But we have a problem with the boxcover: what does this picture have to do with the title?

Last week’s winner saw an opportunity. Your job this week is to create a new boxcover for this movie; you can post a link to your creation in the comments below, or email entries to gram (etc) fleshbot.com.

· Zero Tolerance (ztvideo.com)
· Buy “Face Invaders 3″ (gamelink.com)

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Original post by Gram Ponante

Since we just decided that it’s No-Frills Tuesday here at Fleshbot, let’s start out with the basics: Diabolic’s new “Top Shelf” stars Amy Reid, Courtney Cummz, Jenna Haze, Sarah Vandella, Brianna Love, Audrey Bitoni and Shawna Lenee. It was directed by Sid Knox. It’s the company’s first Blu-Ray release.

Now let’s go back and read that cast to you again: Amy Reid, Courtney Cummz, Jenna Haze, Sarah Vandella, Brianna Love, Audrey Bitoni and Shawna Lenee. Other porn companies, take note: if you plan on going through the trouble of making high definition smut, they better have a cast this worthy of the medium.

There’s not much else to say about “Top Shelf” since Diabolic is known more for sex and not so much for storyline. But we do realize that there are some viewers who hanker for a bit of narrative structure to give their nut that extra oomph. Not to worry, we’ve come up with something for you. Try this one:

Amy Reid and her band of resistance fighters battle a team of demonically possessed Monagesque fascists intent on world domination and save us all … by fucking them into submission!

Or how about this one?

Jenna Haze heads up a band of expertly trained ninja sex assassins, who are airlifted into deepest Ouagadougou under cover of night to negotiate the release of hostages taken by a cadré of rogue Blackwater operatives-gone-terrorist mercenaries … by fucking them into submission!

Okay, we tried. Feel free to do better in the comments. (But look at the preview gallery first; you won’t want to miss any of the finer potential plot points.)

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· Order: “Top Shelf” (Adult DVD Empire)
· Diabolic Video (diabolicvideo.com)

Original post by DCypher

We totally saw this one coming: that Porn Camp Seminar we told you about a few weeks ago is already overbooked. Shockingly, there are more than 12-20 people in (or willing to travel to) the Tampa area who want to know how to make a porn video. Or at least who want to meet Courtney Cummz. (tampabays10.com)

Original post by Lux Nightmare

Scientists bored with studying global warming statistics and frustrated with their failure to create a viable HIV vaccine have turned their attention this week to calculating what part of the general female population is as eager to ingest genetic material as the ones in the 23rd installment of Diabolic’s “Down The Hatch” series. Unfortunately, they found out that a startling proportion of them happen to be in this movie already, so the average heterosexual male in the general population stands that much less of a chance of meeting any of them. (Sorry. it’s a scientific fact. They used pie charts and everything.)

That said, the cast — including Courtney Cummz, Alexis Texas, Eva Angelina, Pricilla Milan, Rachel Roxxx, Sandy Sweet, and Privia — do an admirable job of challenging themselves, and we believe you will respect all of the extra credit and overtime they put in. In fact, the entire experience brought tears to our eyes. To say nothing of theirs.

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· “Down The Hatch #23″ (DVD info and trailer @ diabolic.com)

Original post by DCypher