Sure, it’s okay to tie people up and beat them with hard rubbery things (and have them pay you for it!), but try to have sex with an undercover cop at your S&M club and suddenly it’s like a crime or something. Is nothing sacred anymore? (nypost.com)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
The founder of the company that makes the fake penis enlargement pill Enzyte has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for fraud (!). That’s what you get for making people feel bad about their small penises … and defrauding the public of about $400 million. Now will people stop buying that crap? (ap.google.com)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
If you’re a police officer working undercover on a prostitution sting, it’s probably best if you don’t have sex with a suspect multiple times before busting her. It just confuses everyone and makes your next massage really awkward. (beaumontenterprise.com; thumb via femdom-orgasm.com, via)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
A judge has ordered the maker of Enzyte to pay a $500 million fine for defrauding people with their fake penis pills, which would pretty much put the company out of business. Maybe then they’ll finally stop running those idiotic commercials on TV. (xbiz.com)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
Nine women and twelve men have been arrested in Greece for participating in an unsanctioned blowjob competition on a beach in Greece. That’s why these things should always happen in Madison Square Garden like every other important sporting event. (livenews.com.au)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett