Newseater - Adult Edition

Hanging out in your stepmom’s bedroom just hoping to get a glimpse of her tits is generally not a good idea, but in the porn world—and that’s the beauty of the porn world—it never fails. After all, we’ve had plenty of things that we wanted to “get out our system,” but have yet to find someone so willing to oblige. Getting stuff out your system is pretty much the only reason this site exists, of course, so we do sympathize with this situation. If you have something you want to get out of your system, maybe this will help.

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· “stepmom handjob” (Megarotic)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Is it just us or do you not see people use speedboats as much these days? Everyone is into sailing or yachting or canoeing and outside of the professional water skiing circuit, those big honking outboard motors just aren’t as fun or fashionable anymore. Plus, with today’s gas prices what they are it must cost like $1,000 an hour to operate one. Those kinds of prices are only within the reach of porn producers, who can afford to combine the high-speed thrills of a convertible car with the dangerous possibility of accidental drowning. Hey, inflatable life vests can be sexy too!

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· “sushine and fucking” (Megarotic)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

When it comes to backyard landscaping we’ve never had much of a green thumb—we’re more like all thumbs, and even we don’t where those thumbs have been. Which is a shame, because nothing brings in the hot chicks quite like some sweet topiary work—a nice bush in the shape of a horse or maybe a giraffe never fails to drive the ladies wild. We definitely need to get some new pruning shears before our next big date.

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· “fucked in the garden” (RedTube)

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Is this where the term treehugger comes from? Because we know that it has something to do with nature “lovers” and people who get turned on by being outdoors, right? Sometimes just being out in the fresh air and enjoying the sights and sounds of the forest is all that it takes to get people feeling randy and adventurous. Of course, being adventurous is also how you get poison oak on your bikini line, so we’ll just watch from inside today, thanks.

· “outdoor” (Megarotic)

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Previously: Flesh Flicks Archive

Original post by Dashiell Bennett

Sure, You Love Jack’s Toby Grace might look like a tattooed bad ass, but really he’s just a very sweet boy who likes nothing better than kicking back with a toy or two and having himself a nice little snack. And if that sounds less innocent than we intended … well, can we help it if you have a dirty mind? (preview video @ youlovejack.com; more pics @ queerclick.com)

Original post by Fleshbot