Hailing The Taxi Driver [Flesh Flicks]
Posted in pornstars, flesh flicks, hardcore, clips, video, AB, cumshots, straight, janine lindemulder on October 6th, 2008
Everyone knows that plumbers and pizza delivery guys are the kings of low-paid, but well-rewarded laborers, but cab drivers are typically not included in the ranks of those lucky few who get laid every time they show up to work. Of course, it’s not often that you get a fare like Janine Lindemulder, either. If every passenger was as friendly as her, we’d never be able to find a open taxi in this town.
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· “Taxi Driver” (PornHub)
Original post by Dashiell Bennett
Being Amish means giving up a lot of things—cellphones, automobiles, microwave pizza rolls—that are too modern and flashy for an austere country life. But no one ever said that meant giving up lingerie tease shows and blowjobs did it? Lingerie is practically like being naked and you can’t really get less flashy than that. Plus, if your goal is to learn how to appreciate all that is simple and good in this word, sex with a hot babe would certainly do the trick.
Adding food to your lovemaking session is a pretty standard way to spice up your bedroom activities, but some foods work better than others. Honey, chocolate sauce, strawberries, and even ice cubes are all classic sexy treats. Watermelon, however, generally isn’t. We’re not saying they can’t work, just that they’re very heavy to carry aroun—and spitting all those seeds everywhere isn’t our idea of hot (though we’re sure it’s someone else’s). On the other hand, stopping mid-coitus to answer interview questions from a goofy-hatted reporter doesn’t excite us eithe. But there’s no accounting for taste.
We’re not lawyers—or doctors, for that matter—but we’re pretty sure the “expert” testimony is this fake vagina trial would not be admissible in any court. Sure, watching some anal sex under sterile lab conditions is an excellent way of gathering scientific data, but we don’t see what any of it has to do with a bunch of lame jokes about pussy. Just stick to the facts and the fucking or we’ll declare this whole damn system out of order.
You know what the key to being a true player is? It’s the one secret that all pimps—real and metaphorical—use to their advantage when it comes to wooing the ladies: You need a good hat. And not just any old ratty baseball cap; you need the kind of hat that says, “I don’t care how ridiculous I look, I still have the confidence to try and fuck you.” Of course, like Indiana Jones or John Wayne, a good hero also never loses his trademark piece of apparel … even when he take of his clothes to get busy It’s all about commitment to one’s role, you know.