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You may not have ever heard of the Spyders, but we’re certain that you’ve heard of Tera Patrick. Well, one day soon, her husband may be the one hogging the spotlight.

Last we heard from Mr. Tera Patrick (also known as Biohazard frontman Evan Seinfeld), he was showing real promise with his alter ego—Spyder Jones—as he literally fucked his way through a pile of plush porn star pussy, with his wife nowhere in sight, for his latest web venture, Rock Star Pimp (dot com). If memory serves, we tipped our hat to the ink scrawled lothario, not only for winning over the heart of the one of the world’s finest porn stars, but also for really bringing the heat with some fine Latina nymphos. This was, by our own standards, quite an admission—given that, despite his mainstream credits and real world acting chops, he essentially started out in the jizz biz as little more than a suitcase pimp. We vouched for Evan, keeping our fingers crossed that he wouldn’t make us regret it.

Evan has now officially made good on his promise, releasing the second installment of Rockstar Pimp hotties and effectively lodging himself into the annals of porno history as more than a mere footnote. This time, the Brooklyn import smashes some of Porn Valley’s finest hard tail, paying particular attention to their curvy tushes in the process. The results are on par with most of what’s released these days—and with the list of willing victims including sultry Dakoda Brookes, Rachel Starr, Nadia Nitro, Jaclyn Case, and Mackenzee Pierce, you can say he has our rapt attention.

We’re pretty much out of colorful praise, so we’ll just leave you with the wisdom of Homer Simpson, who once extolled the virtues of the musically gifted class from which Evan was spawned when he said, “Rock stars…is there anything that they can’t do?”

Apparently not.

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· Rock Star Pimp (rockstarpimp.com)
· Teravision (tervavision.com)

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Digital Playground contract starlet and newly crowned Fleshbot Supreme Commandress Stoya could brighten our day with something as chaste as a simple smile. Nevertheless, the nacre-skinned goddess absolutely insisted on stripping off all her clothes and fucking her way through several body wracking orgasms—once on her own, once with a friend, and once with Sasha Grey and Tommy Gunn. Yes, you read that right. Sasha Grey. Mmmm.

The geniuses over at Digital Playground did what any of us would do, given the chance to be next to such a history-making fuck scene—they captured it all on film, and then threw in outrageously lubricious scenes featuring insatiable nymphomaniacs like Fleshbot Crush Object (and the internet’s girlfriend) Dana DeArmond, German anal queen Annette Schwartz, and delightful fuck bunny princess Dakoda Brookes. And just in case all that wasn’t enough, they upped the ante even more with the dirtiest twins to ever fuck on film, Lacey & Lyndsey Love—you know, just for good measure. Seriously, is it any wonder that this studio is plain killing it while so many others are going under?

Around the third time we, ahem, watched “Stoya Sexy Hot,” we realized we might have a problem (or, dare we say it… an addiction?). But at least after seeing Sasha and Stoya tag team Tommy Gunn’s massive endowment, well, we know exactly what we want for the holidays this year. You don’t even have to wrap it for us!

“Stoya Sexy Hot” releases today from Digital Playground. And it’s not just a porn movie—it’s also a money saver. We guarantee It will help you cut down on your winter heating bills.

All images are courtesy of Digital Playground.

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· Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

Original post by DCypher

If there’s one thing we can say about Canadian transplant and legendary male performer Eric Everhard, it’s that the man really know his porn. Volume after hardcore volume, Everhard continues to pump out extraordinary scenes brimming with smoldering hot starlets taking blistering sessions, with each and every scene ending in piping facials on their stunned and satisfied faces. Can we just take a moment tostop and say thanks to this wonderful man?

Everhard’s latest release, “This Butt’s 4 U 4,” plays off the long dead (but certainly not forgotten) slogan of an American beer company. Spinning the inherent rear-tastic pun out of American ads instead of capitalizing on the award winning Canadian marketing campaign offered by Molson may have brought some controversy down on the head of performer-turned-director but really, what was he supposed to do, name it “I Am Butt”? We’d suggest that he did it to mock the rice brewed rival, but in the end all we can think is that we hope he eventually follows through with “Real Men of Penis”—as would follow in the natural evolution of porn titles.

“This Butt’s 4 U 4″ features bootylicious beauties like Audrey Bitoni, Katya, Jaclyn Case, Katja Kassin, Kristina Rose, Savannah Stern, Dakoda Brookes, Myka Rain, all of whom back that “thang” up onto the turgid poles of some of the world’s best endowed studs. Booyah! With this release, Everhard has implied that there is no better way to start the week than with a double serving of sweet, round ass. And well, we agree.

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· “This Butt’s 4 U 4″ (julesjordanvideo.com)

Original post by DCypher