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We were a bit skeptical about the idea of an “expert guide” to threesomes. Unlike blowjobs or handjobs, good threesome technique isn’t really something you can demonstrate—it’s more a learn by doing type of thing.

But since we’ve been impressed by the previous installments of the Expert Guide series, we figured we’d give this one a shot. And, true to form, Tristan impressed us with her efforts. Rather than setting itself up as the end all, be all of threesomology, the “Expert Guide to Threesomes” acts more as a general guide to group sex.

In the educational intro, Tristan explains different threesome configurations, lays out some basic rules, and goes over different roadblocks and pitfalls encountered by couples looking to have a threesome. While its no guarantee of a problem-free debut into the world of group sex, the “Expert Guide” is a good way for couples to open up a discussion about going beyond a twosome—and even if end up deciding that the threeway isn’t your way, you’ll still get to watch some hot group sex porn.

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Original post by Lux Alptraum

I can’t pretend that Vivid’s “40 Inch Plus #8″ is a monumental title. It is not, for example, a “Dirtpipe Milkshakes.” For one thing, it is very easily confused with my own “8 Inch Plus #40″ and Cat Stevens’ “Catch Bull At Four.” But it and its seven big-booty precursors have a twist: The asses are actually measured, on camera, with measuring tape! Not only that, but Claire Dames’ own ass nearly busts out of her jeans as if controlled by tiny ass motors.

Another reason to get this movie is if you’ve ever confused the male performer Christian with the performer Derrick Pierce. Both bald white men are in the movie, so viewers can say “Oh that’s Christian” and “I hope he didn’t get hurt by Claire Dames’ ass.”

To its credit, “40 Inch Plus #8″ is not one of those movies that looks like it’s backstage at a Ludacris video. Asses are oiled and measured tastefully, and the few instances of deliberate booty-shaking are almost Presbyterian in their modesty, but not so slow that one can read the inscriptions of the performers’ trampstamps.

This is what makes your urge to grab whole handfuls of ass that much more poignant, because you don’t feel manipulated into the decision.

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· Vivid (vivid.com)
· Buy “40 Inch Plus 8″ (gamelink.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

You wonder why Wicked has waited so many years to release an eponymous title, but you also wonder why Kaylani Lei hasn’t been delivered to you personally as part of the bailout package. Read on to discover why vampires seem to be devouring condom-only performers in the California Desert.

The Wicked

A couple fucks in a day-for-night desert as Wicked’s vampire movie, The Wicked, opens. After putting on her clothes, she realizes she is alone. “Where are you?” she panics in the emptiness. “This isn’t funny anymore!”

Well, who said it was ever funny? She is soon dispatched with, a 28 Days Later-style burst of screams, blood, growls, and an out of control camera. Wicked vampires!

As the opening credits roll past the unfortunate woman, we meet a Volkswagen Bus full of adventurers. Among them is Kaylani Lei, off to the desert for a weekend concert after finding her boyfriend in bed with a hooker (Jenny Hendrix). I don’t know why she got so mad - doesn’t she know that Jenny Hendrix is Good Times personified and no threat to Real Love?

Then we meet Baby and Otis (Stormy Daniels and Derrick Pierce), shifty types who’ve suffered a breakdown in the desert. Luckily our heroes happen by to pick them up, though only the driver (Barrett Blade) seems to think it’s a good idea. Another passenger is Voodoo, a conspiracy buff cautious about weirdness in the desert. He is not taken seriously. In fact, the drive is so fraught with manufactured tension that we wonder why any of these people are friends.

Everyone is so nice to look at, though, that I guess it doesn’t matter if they like each other.

The porn talent pool is so small, and the contract star system so limiting, that chemistry is hard to find, even in a population that has interfucked so often. One thing going for The Wicked is Blade’s and Voodoo’s chemistry with Lei, Tori Black, Scarlett Fay, and the other females in the cast. And, when they’re allowed, Daniels and Pierce find room for “character” work.

Chemistry or no, the gang is edgy after a long drive, and strange things are happening in the middle of nowhere. Worse still, only Daniels’ and Pierce’s sex scene is filmed in natural light; everything else shows up in cold blue or red. This can only detract from excellent scenes between Voodoo and Fay and Blade and Lei.

In her motel bed, Kaylani dreams of being ravished by vampires in the desert (including Sophia Santi). Then she goes to a strip club with her pals and lets loose. Oddly enough, some of the characters from her dream show up as strippers! You wouldn’t expect to find such high quality strippers in such a remote location, either.

There’s other odd things going on in Desert City. Regardless, Kaylani and Barrett get over their friction and learn to love each other. Napping in the car, however, Kaylani again dreams of the vampires. Voodoo gets more agitated and, once the crew arrives at the concert, the stage is set for a bloodbath, as the vampires show up en masse for their solstice feast.

But it isn’t scary. Shouldn’t it be? Maybe the market suggests otherwise.

Since Wicked makes so many gauzily competent movies that seem to avoid actual inspiration, I wonder if sales figures indicate that being too good or too edgy or - in the case of a vampire movie - too scary might hurt business.

The Wicked’s twist ending attests to the fact that a movie with great production values and a competent yet derivative script is Wicked’s way of suggesting mainstream movies without actually ripping them off, a la Pirates. But what’s the matter with an outright porn ripoff if it’s good? The Wicked is a good porn movie but the vehicle of its story - the horror! - falls flat. I think it’s the condom policy.

Review by: Gram Ponante

Studio: Wicked
Director: Michael Raven
Cast: Kaylani Lei, Stormy Daniels, Mikayla Mendez, Annabelle Lee, Jenny Hendrix, Roxy Deville, Scarlett Fay, Sophia Santi, Tori Black, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Barrett Blade, Barry Scott, Derrick Pierce, Evan Stone, Johnny Castle, Rocco Reed, Voodoo

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· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Buy “The Wicked” (gamelink.com)

Original post by Gram Ponante

When we assembled our round up of hot straight men in porn, we ran into a bit of a problem. See, we needed photos that would showcase their bodies and faces without the distractions of, you know, boobs and stuff—and photos like that are a bit rare in straight porn, where male talent isn’t exactly chosen for their pretty blue eyes.

So we’ve decided to test your knowledge of male porn performers. Below the jump, we’ve assembled some action shots of the seven men who made the cut for our roundup; your task is to match the man to the cock shot by placing your guesses in the comments section. Get them all right and you could win your very own copy of the Cosmo Kama Sutra. Or bragging rights. Whichever makes you happier.

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Pornstar #1:

Pornstar #2:

Pornstar #3:

Pornstar #4:

Pornstar #5:

Pornstar #6:

Pornstar #7:

The fine print: You must be over 18 to enter the contest, and you may submit only one entry per commenter account. Standard contest rules apply.

Original post by Lux Nightmare

Now that Playgirl has bid us farewell, straight women (or at least women who like to look at peen) are clamoring for a new source of hot, naked, straight men. (Okay, maybe they were clamoring before the end of Playgirl, too.) Good thing we were able to find some. Though straight porn tends to be focused more on the female talent, there’s still a steady supply of hot studs putting the “jizz” in the jizz biz — and, at the request of Tropical Paradise, Ms Naughty, and lonbordin, we’ve rounded up some of them for your inspection after the jump. (Oh, and for those who are more boob-inclined, fear not: there are plenty of hot babes in the photos too. After all, how else could we prove that these guys are straight?)

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Tyler Knight

James Deen

Mr. Marcus

Dane Cross

Nat Turnher

Derrick Pierce

Tommy Pistol

See also:

· For The Girls
· Porn For Women: We Know You’re Out There

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Previously: Fleshbot Requests Archive

Original post by Lux Nightmare