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Desperately Seeking “Housewives”-Based Porn [Porn Of The Moment]

Posted in pornstars, ponante, top, hardcore, AB, straight, pornofthemoment, nick manning, Randy Spears, porn of the moment, amber lynn, Diana Doll, austyn kincaid on May 13th, 2008

Porn ripoffs parodies of things that were topical three years ago are like settling into a comfortable pair of shoes: they are familiar and safe, and make us think of a time when gas wasn’t so expensive, it looked like the Democrats would win in 2008, and “The Sopranos” was still on. We received Wicked’s “The Housewives of Amber Lane” recently and thought, “Awww, at least it’s not ‘Britney Rears’.”

A star vehicle for veteran pornstress Amber Lynn, any intellectual property-type objection we might have is countered with, “Aw why shouldn’t Amber Lynn have a movie named after her?”

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Don’t look at us! Look at dreamy Nick Manning! What’s the matter with you?

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Performer/director Randy Spears presents two shots of superhero housewives floating mysteriously above their partners.

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You will never see belly fat or floppy boobs in a Wicked feature. Maybe that should be their motto instead of “What Excites You.”

· Wicked Pictures (wickedpictures.com)
· Buy “Housewives of Amber Lane” (gamelink.com)


Original post by Gram Ponante

“Ready Wet Go 5″ Is Good Clean Fun [Hardcore]

Posted in hardcore, gallery, dvd, preview, AB, Gonzo, straight, Gianna, bigboobs, Gianna Michaels, alexis texas, Brianna Luv, Brittney Stevens, Diana Doll on May 9th, 2008

2008_05_09_rwg5.jpgThe lowered standards of many gonzo titles we’ve seen lately have left us feeling pretty bummed out, after all, when we watch porn we expect to see hot chicks and hung guys who look like they enjoy fucking each other, not something that looks like leaked interrogation footage shot by Rick Solomon at Abu Ghraib. Fortunately, the fifth release in Third Degree’s unique “Ready Wet Go” series is full of nothing but enthusaistic performers working hard to earn your love and attention. Then again, what else would you expect after seeing Fleshbot Crush Object Gianna smiling at you from the cover?

The only problem people might have with the DVD is the nature of the Ready Wet Go” series itself. Is it merely just gonzo series? Is it an oil fetish spectacular (and if so, why doesn’t it say so in the title)? Or is it simply something made for anyone who appreciates callipygian women with various glistening substances all over their bodies?

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Ultimately, though, such fine-grained matters of classification are besides the point. What’s important here is that Gianna is joined by Diana Doll, Brittney Stevens, Brianna Luv, and the amazing Alexis Texas, all of whom turn in some pretty great performances without anything like plot or atmosphere to get in the way—and who all look like they’re having a hell of a good time doing it. Whatever you want to call it, you can’t ask more from your porn than that

· Order: “Ready Wet Go 5″ (Adult DVD Empire)
·3rd Degree (thirdmovies.com)


Original post by DCypher